Herm

Comments generally made by oversized ladies

Come on, shut up, arh right. Pass the cream doughnuts "Herm"

by The Wankpiece March 17, 2006

Herm

A Herm is a truly outrageous penis measurement of 9 inches. Named after the person who is white (and claimer of a 9 inch penis), he has been laughed at for this absurd claim. The unit "Herm" is abbreviated "HK". 1 HK = 9 inches or 7039 HK = 1 mile....a 9 inch penis...come on Herm...

"Dude my arm is about 3 Herms long!!"

"I just ran 7039 Herms!..im pooped!!"

Herm, no way does your penis measure up to be one Herm!

by La Cavern de la Hermo October 06, 2010

Herm

Herm, one who never leaves there house, Also known as a Hermit. Can be use as a noun (Ex 1), or verb (Ex. 2)

Ex 1. Beanz: Where is that Herm at
Ex 2. Ryan: At his house Herming what do you think?
Beanz: that makes sense...

by BeanzMatt January 15, 2011

Herm

Alternate pronoun to "They". It's her & him, but it's neither. She/Her + He/Him = Herm.

Herm went to the store.

by El Fantasma Blanco February 02, 2023

Herm

When an individual doesn't appear to have a sex attached to them

Don't know if it's a man or a woman, is it a she or a he, i dont know it looks like a herm

by Mena84 August 01, 2019

Herm

The "wild card" of the English language. It has no real meaning or value and could mean anything.

1. DUDE! What the herm!?
2. Holy herm...that's huge!
3. I herm you. ^_^ *Kiss*
4. Bye bye herm.
5. Alright, you got the herm, now GET THE HERM OUT!
6. Billy, can you come here for a herm and help me with this?

by Eric January 22, 2005

Herm

one who dosent come out the house.hermit crab.

Sleepy is a fuckin herm.

by AdamPousson April 21, 2003