Herbs 

An idiot who can't spell the word "Greatest".

The guy who posted the above definition.

Herbs by monkeydude November 23, 2003

Herbs 

A horridly ugly thing that has only ever had 1 girlfirned, who used it to make another guy jealous.

"Wow, that guy is fucking hideous! He must have only had 1 non-girlfriend ever."

"Oh, so he's a Herbs."

Herbs by monkeydude November 23, 2003

Herbs 

Herbs is a nice, funny, and loving guy. Hes the type of person you'll want to keep around. He will go out of his way to do something for you that others wont. Hes also a cute and attractive guy, but he only talks to people that talk to him even if your his crush he will notice you but never approach you. Herbs is a nice man to have as boyfriend or even husband because he is very loyal even in the talking stage, hes also very good in bed, and hes always approachable with your problems. Trust me on this Get you a man named Herbs

“Hey herbs wanna go out and drink”

Herbs by anonymous November 22, 2021

Herbs come around 

When you finally get high

ahh man finally the herbs come around

Herbs come around by Annie Likes Unicorns March 5, 2015

herbs and spices 

cum or semen

"I'll give her my secret blend of herbs and spices"
Colt 45 by Afroman

herbs and spices by shucka shuca rali lol April 12, 2011

Herbs in my ass 

When you’ve been working on the farm for 6000000000000000 days straight and then when you take a showers u find out there’s been herbs/crops growing in you’re anus/butt/ass

Omg there are mother fucking HERBS IN MY ASS!

Herbs in my ass by Hijackpoop24 June 30, 2020

box of herbs 

A box of herbs refers to a particular mood relating to feeling useless, confusion or similar nondescript states. Originating from early herbal pharmaceutical remedies which showed little efficacy, the 'box of herbs' (alt. phrasing- 'box o' herbs') has evolved from medical terminology, into every day speech/slang. When one feels like a 'box of herbs', they are conveying a sense of uselessness, often feeling like they are at a crossroad in their life, with difficult decisions to chose from on each corner. This feeling is followed by confusion, depression, and the occasional polyphagia. The 'box of herbs' mental state is often very difficult to handle, and perplexing for people suffering from psychosomatic indecisiveness. Some effective remedies for feeling like a box of herbs are group decision making and deep thought. Often, only time will replace this feeling with easier to handle emotions, such as feeling like a 'box of birds'.

The negative connotation associated with the phrase 'box of herbs' has lent itself to alternate interpretations. It is not uncommon to find 'box of herbs' referring to any number of negative emotional states.

friend 1:"Good times, bad times?"

friend 2:"I don't know what I'm doing with my life. I feel like a box of herbs."

friend 1:"So...how much do you bench?"

box of herbs by a_c_e October 27, 2007