Herbert 

The Star Trek reference to Kirk being called a Herbert could not have been the point when Star Trek 'jumped the shark' as the term was not coined until 1977 when the Fonz actually jumped a shark!

You are a Herbert!

Herbert by j0hn52 March 16, 2016

herbert 

1) pedophillic in nature; the act of being or being percieved to be interested sexually in children. 2) implying a sexually perverted and creepy nature. Taken from the actions of the Family Guy character "Herbert", the perverted old man who is seemingly interested in young boys.

noun: "Mr. Smith, the gym teacher, is such a herbert; he stands in the shower and watches us after football games." verb: "Look at John in the corner, completely herberting those high school girls."

herbert by Brandon Roby/George Palma June 16, 2008

herbert 

1:An old pedifile off of Family Guy.
2:A pervert

Herbert:You wanna popsicle?I got some in my basement

That guy is such a herbert.

herbert by Krastopher February 1, 2009

Herbert 

A Herbert is a person who at times may be dorky, a loser, says things that they believe are funny..but arent. In most cases a Herbert is a Russell.

You. are. such. A. Herbert.

Herbert by English Partner :) December 8, 2010

herbert 

A simple person; someone who is not very intelligent; an idiot.

Don't stick your fingers in the socket, you herbert!

herbert by Olga P. April 3, 2008

Herbert 

the name of the baby that you do not want to keep; a product of drunken sex at a dirty fraternity house.

"If I dance harder will Herbert die?"

"I don't a need a Herbert, it would just fuck up my life."

"Damn girl, did you get another Herbert last night?"

Herbert by thedouchies May 18, 2009

herbert 

the act of inserting nuts (testicles will not work) into the anal or in some instances the vaginal cavity to be retrieved by a small rodent.

Rich: i thought the hampster used to be grey?
Rob: he was until i used him for a herbert

herbert by luckiepee-air January 14, 2011