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See!? It was the name thing!
Hym “See!? You’re like my herald! You’re like the Silver Surfer or something! And like the Silver Surfer, I’ve imbued you with the power cosmic and instead of preparing the world for its consumption (by me) you’re... you’re hanging out with the fantastic 4! Flirting with Jessica Alba because she reminds you of your dead wife! Unbelievable!”

Iam “And that reminds me, I get the reference. Like... I know where the university is. Why is the guy who is not being referenced explaining the reference to the guy who is being referenced.”

Hym “That’s a good point! You’re not the Homelander here, my guy. Everyone can see it but you. You’re not the guy. You’re like The Deep. So, keep fucking your squids and your dolphins or whatever it is that you do but that will never make you the guy.”
Herald by Hym Iam September 21, 2022
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Herald poo 

The first bowel movement following a heavy alcohol-fueled night, generally solid and well formed, consisting of the previous days foods, but with the associated knowledge that a far less robust, sloppy alcohol poo is in transit.
Just did the most satisfying herald poo, but with that many beers there's definitely worse to come.
Herald poo by Brynjamin April 19, 2013

herald angels 

Guys named Herald that dress up like angels and perform at the fucking deuche bag Kodiak.
Herald angels: Welcome to heaven beeotch! Where you get dem shoes? Ooooh girl. Check out y wings and halo. Got that whole thing for 20 bucks. Beat that new angel bitch!
herald angels by faghag23 November 28, 2009

Herald fart

1. n. A trumpeting sonic eruption that signals the impending arrival of a glorious turd.
"As I sat grunting in the mall toilet stall, several herald farts signified that my efforts were soon to be rewarded."
Herald fart by Trap Dandy June 3, 2019

Herald Dump

The initial morning dump, following a night of indulgence, consistently emerges impeccably shaped, requiring no additional wiping, unlike the subsequent messy aftermath that demands extensive cleanup. The Herald Dump’s purpose is to announce the horrendous shits that will be arriving shortly.
I thought after a night of beer , blow and Popeyes chicken that my ass got off the hook when I took a perfect shit to start the day, but it turned out to just be a Herald Dump.
Herald Dump by Flipside786 April 6, 2024

The Eastern Herald 

A news journal headquartered in India promoting free speech, Human Rights and advocating the rights of the minorities worldwide. Oped, news, editorial articles on politics, religion, Persecution, current events and much more.

Official website: www.easternherald.com

abyss herald 

the hottest 9'7 tall character in genshin and we have to fight them but thats besides the point
"how do you like the abyss herald"
"idk theyre just hot"
abyss herald by veveeveee March 11, 2021