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Hym “See!? You’re like my herald! You’re like the Silver Surfer or something! And like the Silver Surfer, I’ve imbued you with the power cosmic and instead of preparing the world for its consumption (by me) you’re... you’re hanging out with the fantastic 4! Flirting with Jessica Alba because she reminds you of your dead wife! Unbelievable!”
Iam “And that reminds me, I get the reference. Like... I know where the university is. Why is the guy who is not being referenced explaining the reference to the guy who is being referenced.”
Hym “That’s a good point! You’re not the Homelander here, my guy. Everyone can see it but you. You’re not the guy. You’re like The Deep. So, keep fucking your squids and your dolphins or whatever it is that you do but that will never make you the guy.”
Iam “And that reminds me, I get the reference. Like... I know where the university is. Why is the guy who is not being referenced explaining the reference to the guy who is being referenced.”
Hym “That’s a good point! You’re not the Homelander here, my guy. Everyone can see it but you. You’re not the guy. You’re like The Deep. So, keep fucking your squids and your dolphins or whatever it is that you do but that will never make you the guy.”
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