Definitions by Brynjamin

Herald poo 

The first bowel movement following a heavy alcohol-fueled night, generally solid and well formed, consisting of the previous days foods, but with the associated knowledge that a far less robust, sloppy alcohol poo is in transit.

Just did the most satisfying herald poo, but with that many beers there's definitely worse to come.

Herald poo by Brynjamin April 19, 2013