Heapass

Crankgameplays aka Ethan. Heapass-smokes grass, drives fast, eats ass.

Did you really just smoke grass, eat ass, and drive fast? Damn you're just as bad as heapass.

by Eternal-flames April 10, 2020

Hepatitis C ya

A pissed off way of saying goodbye.

Michael said "Hepatitis C ya" to his girlfriend when she cheated on him.

by HarmonBraxton January 13, 2019

Heppy

The feeling you get after orgasming; usually after not having sex for about a month or more.

This can also be used after following No Nut November, then getting to...you know

Guy 1 “No one can understand how HEPPY December 1st makes me.”

Guy 2 “That’s nothing compared to how HEPPY I was when I finally got some after 2 months.”

by Sugar Rae March 23, 2019

Hepatitis A-Z

STD(s) acquired via drinking Bell Delphine's bathwater.

"Aw man, I got hepatitis A-Z, I've got two months to live."

by DudeBroKowski September 15, 2021

Heppum's Razor

"The most lol explanation is the truth."

This is from Encyclopedia Dramatica. It means that the funniest, or most "lol worthy", explanation is the truth.

When trying to find out who raped and murdered that girl, remember Heppum's Razor.

by deathwish124 May 13, 2009

Heppeh

Another word for happy but pronounced heh-peh or hep-peh.

The word happy according to online sources means:
Enjoying, showing, or marked by pleasure, satisfaction, or joy.

You can also define something as heppeh if it looks like you would like to give it a cookie, a hug, cute, or would like to be its friend.

Heppeh - cute way/observation:
"That bearded dragon looks heppeh I want to touch it's prickly belly!"
"Rayquaza looks heppeh, I want to give it a cookie."
"Happy from Fairy Tail looks heppeh."
"Awwwwe, kitty looks heppeh."
"Heppeh baby." n_n

Heppeh - feeling:
Girl: *says something nice to guy*
Guy:"You make me feel heppeh." ^_^

by Faceless Intent December 3, 2010

Heapage Contingency

When you add a little bit to your calculations for ball leeway

"I'm gonna say 121 plus some Heapage Contingency"

by Cretzel April 12, 2021