hemroids

Thing that will hurt if you have hemoids: anal sex, goatse, drop a lung, shit, cider enema, and dirty sanchez, toilet paper, sitting

Damn! my hemroids are killing me! I shouldn't have had anal sex!

by x October 29, 2004

Hemroid

A person who is a pain in the ass.

Bill: Mark can be such a douche.
Steve: Yea, that kid is such a hemroid.

by Echo5mike November 06, 2013

hemroids

little pimples stuck in your ass.... and no matter how hard you may push... or even lick .... those little buggers stick to you like a fly on shit!!!

the woman became so angry after her monkey raped her she screamed so loud i think she popped a hemroid! what a mess!

by P.MS July 22, 2003

hemroids

When a man/woman pushes so hard when theyre trying to shit... the lil pimples on their ass explode everywhere creating a big mess

by dick August 02, 2003

hemroids

When you have pimples on your ass.

She is suffering from the worst case of hemroids i have ever seen.

by Deej March 23, 2003

Kimy Hemroids

It's a disease where the symptoms includes an old man coming up to you and tickling your asshole or an old man breaking into your house and tickling you, only affects white people

My friend Kimy got Kimy Hemroids

by Doctor Trayoures August 04, 2021

Hemroid hunter

The act of having anal sex in order to pop painful burning hemroids.

Person 1: Honey I have some really painful hemroids...
Person 2: Well then I will be your Hemroid Hunter today baby!!!

by bordman24 September 13, 2010