Helmet

Another way to call someone stupid.

Person #1: See that guy who ran into that door?

Person #2: Yea what a helmet

by Mista Foldgers May 26, 2009

Helmet

hel·met
   hell-meht noun
A means to describe someone's intelligence referring to a mentally unstable person. One who wears a helmet to protect them from injuring themselves because they cannot function for on their own. Can also be known as slang.

1)

A-"I heard Greg got a 39% on that test last class"
B-"What a helmet!"

2)
A-"Hey you f***ing helmet"

by Ayy Fawn September 29, 2011

Helmet

condom on the top of dick, where dick is a head and condom has been worn for safety....

Chris always use a helmet before sex cause this ACCIDENT results in birth not in death

by Anks00 April 30, 2011

Helmet

A stupid person

see also: idiot

by alan March 6, 2004

Helmet

They suck and the singer is an asshole. I had dinner with him in philly and he was the biggest fuckin’ dick I ever met. He was also being a jerk to the wait staff

Helmet lead singer “Page Hamilton” is a total cazzo. I don’t like that guy

by Death Menace April 18, 2022

Helmet

A heavy metal band. They used to rock, but now they suck.

Haven't you all noticed that they sound different? Page Hamilton sings different, too. They sound like poppy mainstream crap now. They don't even sound metal anymore. It's not even Helmet without Henry Bogdan, Peter Mengede and John Stanier. Mr. Hamilton should just retire.

Helmet used to be a good band in the early 90's. But not anymore!

by not found [Error 404] September 24, 2007

Helmet

A device worn by special people like you.

Now now, Remugsum and Michael, remember your helmets, and make sure to catch the short bus!

by IXAM May 28, 2008