helm 

the glans(tip) of one's penis

I think I just chaffed my helm on my zipper.

helm by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2008

Helm 

Being a lame college kid who everyone picks on and normally has a hot sibling that his friends want to bang

Max: "I was makin out with this babe last night, and it turned out to be that Tommy kid's sister" Austin: "yea that kid is pretty lame though" Max: "Oh so he's a Helm then? " Austin: "I wouldn't disagree"

Helm by mattpalmer March 27, 2015

Helm 

Abstract mathematical theory: expression as a measurement of distance traveled in or outside of the continuum; a velocity currently not measurable /readable by scientific instrumentation.

1. The neutrino hurtled through the field at a Helm before colliding with its counterpart.

2. The round exited the barrel and traveled to its target in a Helm - like fury.

Helm by midnight_ron September 4, 2016

Helm 

Helm - when alien's have a growth spurt.

It'll helm, and eat you.

Helm by Bryn Benn April 15, 2020

Helm 

Helm is an abbreviation of the word Helmen which is derived from the Noun 'Helen'

Helm is a versatile word and can be used in any sentence, situation or context in fact.

Helm is the opposite to Quilm

Long live our gracious Helm.

The Great Battle of Helmen

I need somebody
(Helm!) not just anybody
(Helm!) you know I need someone
Helm!

There's no place like Helm

Helm by Loztivo January 14, 2021

Helm 

A mash of words to describe Hate and Muthafuking Love (Helm) (Describing a bittersweet moment)

ie:When They Started A Situation & Now They Got You On Ya Feelings ...

"I Helm Celesté !" Said Petty Labelle

Helm by Nappy_a_f May 28, 2021

Helm of Disintegration 

A magical helm item used in Dungeons & Dragons as described by Peter Griffin. Used to seduce naughty school girls. (Other definition notes that it is a World of Warcraft item but Peter Griffin is describing Dungeons & Dragons character stats).

Lois: "Ohh I need a spanking, I'm a bad, bad girl."

Peter: "I'm a paladin with an 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do 1d4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his +5 holy avenger."

Lois: "Paladins can't use the helm of disintegration!"

Peter: "Oh... Okay, then, I'm a Black Guy."

Helm of Disintegration by SaltyCaptain December 7, 2016