what the helk

An exclamation following disbelief/shock/awe. Stronger than "what the heck" but milder than "what the hell". Use this phrase in moderation because if you overuse it you sound like a dumbass.

Guy 1: I can shove twelve hot dogs up my asshole!
Guy 2: What the helk?

by ORANGES WHAT ORANGES WHAT April 27, 2009

helkat

an affectionate term for the students of The School of St Helen and St Katharine, and in most cases not at all relevant, as most are not hell raisers and many are not cats.

the abingdon boys dig those crazy helkats

by genius May 25, 2003

Helka

The most gorgeus person in the world and you can copy homework from her and thats awesome🤪

Im hella hungry hehe but its just helka

by joannahauhia October 23, 2018

helkom

South African telecoms monopoly aka Telkom

Those cunts at Helkom are ripping me off for a DSL line

by naas September 9, 2005

Helkla

The hybrid between hell and heck.

Yo your mom is Helkla fiiine!

by rawringmouse January 21, 2010

helka

another way to say hella; means very or extremely

Jenn: I'm helka hungry
Desiree: Ugh, I'm very hungry too
Jenn: I heard that Friendly's is helka good!
Desiree: Friendly's is the bomb.com

by mennifer_jollica June 26, 2016

helka

A combination of the words hella and hecka.

Hey Arely that new shirt fits helka nice on you!

by cool yoink August 1, 2018