holistic food

Natural food that actually heals/cure diseases and or disorders. I.E. Salt settles an upset stomach.

John had cancer until he started eating holistic food.

by Tom Gunn December 8, 2015

holistic bros

Males who know, and associate with one another, and have shared more than one woman, on occasion.

Dude, he's trailing me, we're total holistic bros, sharing hole after hole, he's been with many of the same bitches as me...

by Arc Styles January 31, 2010

holistic housewife

Women that would really like to be feminist/hippie/environmental but they can't quite make it. They’re most likely too old, or almost republican. They usually drive their minivans the short distance to pick up healthful organic food for their husbands and children and sometimes take belly dance classes, but they will never dance it an actual show because that’s "scandalous"

anyone with a husband/kids whos a stay at home mom and buys organic food

"jeeze I wish my holistic housewife mom could walk to the store instead of driving and killing the planet"

by THE Katja February 13, 2007

holistic

Some stupid hippy bullshit.

Yo, ear candeling is straight up holistic.

by Spacker July 10, 2005

Holistic massage therapy

Another name for a blowjob

Honestly, honey, I'm not fooling around on you. I had to go to the clinic for my holistic massage therapy.

by wetcoaster September 15, 2006

Holistic Sculptress

an female adept in the craft of consciously shaping her most cherished dreams into being, by activating, empowering and consciously living into the sacred repose of her whole body.

Her ability to imagine the best for herself meant she truly was a Holistic Sculptress; she shaped thought energy into pure inspiration and this initiated profound transformation within her whole body.

by Holistic Sculptress February 20, 2013

holisticstoner

One who smokes weed at random.

Its a Holisticstoner moment lets roll one.

by Holisticstoner January 30, 2004