A sucky place with tired students take DONT want to listen to what mr. Shillingford has to say...
Oh also mrs.Smith say “HAPPY MONDAY!” Ugh!
School full of annoying 7th graders
Hip 8th graders
And annoyed 9th graders
“We don’t do this at Holicong”
Oh also mrs.Smith say “HAPPY MONDAY!” Ugh!
School full of annoying 7th graders
Hip 8th graders
And annoyed 9th graders
“We don’t do this at Holicong”
Holicong middle school sucks and the poor children want to go home and sleep but can’t because of the stupid rules!
by Unknown (insta person_ak) November 13, 2019
Get the Holicong middle school mug.Holicong is well-known for being a rich kid school. I can tell you that that is mostly true.
Somehow, although everyone lives within a mile of a cornfield and there are only 7 African American kids in the student body at any given time, many of the students are under the impression that they are "gangsta". They are just deluding themselves. Common hobbies are coming to school high and sexual harassment.
As is common with many other older schools, the architect probably never considered that the school would eventually have so many students (approx. 1,200). I'll leave it at that.
To describe the teachers, a group of them made 1/3 of the 8th grade do a flashmob in front of the rest of the school. This was mandatory, and practices were during Resource/Study Hall.
Even a rich-kid school can be cheap. Holicong dropped German and anything computer-related. Everyone knows that the beloved French teacher will be going next. Every student loves Madame. No exceptions.
Every single computer is crap. True, at least we have them, but what good are they when you can hardly do anything with them?
If you're in 8th grade, your life is Hell and you could end up having P.E. at about 7:45 in the morning because apparently that's ethical.
Homophobia and racism are everywhere. Somehow people think we're diverse. No.
In conclusion, we suck, no matter how much anyone wants to argue otherwise.
Somehow, although everyone lives within a mile of a cornfield and there are only 7 African American kids in the student body at any given time, many of the students are under the impression that they are "gangsta". They are just deluding themselves. Common hobbies are coming to school high and sexual harassment.
As is common with many other older schools, the architect probably never considered that the school would eventually have so many students (approx. 1,200). I'll leave it at that.
To describe the teachers, a group of them made 1/3 of the 8th grade do a flashmob in front of the rest of the school. This was mandatory, and practices were during Resource/Study Hall.
Even a rich-kid school can be cheap. Holicong dropped German and anything computer-related. Everyone knows that the beloved French teacher will be going next. Every student loves Madame. No exceptions.
Every single computer is crap. True, at least we have them, but what good are they when you can hardly do anything with them?
If you're in 8th grade, your life is Hell and you could end up having P.E. at about 7:45 in the morning because apparently that's ethical.
Homophobia and racism are everywhere. Somehow people think we're diverse. No.
In conclusion, we suck, no matter how much anyone wants to argue otherwise.
Typical Holicong Conversation:
Kid 1: I hate Art.
Kid 2: So do I! I hate this school so much because, seriously, who needs education when you have swag?
Kid 1: I hate Art.
Kid 2: So do I! I hate this school so much because, seriously, who needs education when you have swag?
by go_away420 August 7, 2012
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Badger: DID YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET THAT MUCH PSUEDO.
Jesse: GET OF ME PSYCHO!
*Badger grabs Jesse*
Badger: HELICOPTER BITCH!
4x360 degree spins.
Jesse: GET OF ME PSYCHO!
*Badger grabs Jesse*
Badger: HELICOPTER BITCH!
4x360 degree spins.
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Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours
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To grab your flaccid penis and rotate it wildly in a clockwise or counter clockwise in a rotor-like fashion. Resembling a helicopter. You must achieve a maximum speed of 69 rotations per second to achieve flight with this action.
May be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or an adverb to fit any kind of sentence.
To grab your flaccid penis and rotate it wildly in a clockwise or counter clockwise in a rotor-like fashion. Resembling a helicopter. You must achieve a maximum speed of 69 rotations per second to achieve flight with this action.
May be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or an adverb to fit any kind of sentence.
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That kid's mom just went onto the field to check on his injury. All he did was slide into home. Think she's a helicopter parent??
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