Heifered

When a really fat chick stomps on your foot. At a club usually, but can occur anywhere.

Friend: "damn that fat cow totally broke three toes when she walked by me and stepped on my foot.'
Me: "damn, you just got heifered."

by ykayfields May 28, 2011

Heibered

To get fuckin pranked because you’re a gullible loser

Jared: Hey man sorry for your loss, I know it’s tough to lose someone so close
Jared 2: thanks man I appreciate it it means al…
Jared: You just got fucking Heibered Goochi gooci ga ga ha ha

by Smithsarah July 1, 2022

heimerdinger dump

A massive, greasy, monumental shit often taken shortly after consuming large amounts of fast or otherwise fried foods.

"Dude, I just took an absolute heimerdinger dump in the Walmart bathroom. It's like Hiroshima in there."

by comicallylargejimmy August 18, 2025