ales hemsky

One of the best if not best stickhandlers/danglers in the NHL today. Has world class speed and capability to do amazing dekes at this high speed a amazingly talented hockey player.

Hemsky in over accross the blueline dekes out the defenders IN ALL ALONE HE SCORESS!!! ALES HEMSKYYYYYY

by MattL_89 November 4, 2006

Emile Heskey Syndrome

A disorder of the inner ear which effects balance and causes an individual to feel unsteady, for example when standing or walking. It may be accompanied by symptoms of being giddy, woozy, or having a sensation of movement, spinning, or floating. Named after the famously unbalanced England soccer player Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey whose (rare) goal celebrations consisted of collapsing whilst clutching his ear.

Sheedo is laid up with the Emile Heskey Syndrome. Again.

by Dr Hoo October 17, 2010

Heskey time

The act of either;
a) Rape
b) Missing a goal (in football/soccer) by a ridiculous distance, or
c) impersonating the best player ever to have lived; Emile Heskey.

Also, a rap by Randolph, featuring KSIOlajideBT

Randolph: And don't even get me started on his head, when he puts it down and gives you those eyes, you know it's...

KSI: HESKEY TIME! BITCH I'M HESKEY, YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ME, IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA BE MY NEXT ANAL RECIPE. I'M TOO QUICK FOR THE SEX OFFENDERS LIST, I BE OVER THAT, WHEN I SET MY EYES ON YOU THERE'S NO ESCAPE, YOU KNOW THAT!

or

Player A runs up to goal and shoots wide.

Player B: Looks like it's Heskey time again!

by THE HESK November 6, 2012

hefstepper

An obese person who is part of a dance crew. Any context including: ballet, square dancing, figure skating, ribbon dancing, thrashing, mashing, break dancing. Excludes: twerking.

The dance competition was tough. The opposing team had a real hefstepper.

by meethmaster February 26, 2014

Heskeying

When you change someone's background to Emile Heskey

I'm heskeying you

by Saluc June 11, 2014

hefake

A male fake, poser, wannabe.

Look at what he's wearing, such a hefake.

by rah. December 14, 2007

emile heskey

The ChucK Noris of football

Oh look, Emile Heskey has put it in row Z!

by The British Jesus May 19, 2014