heskel

A young smart jacked ginger boy who excels at math. He loves his computer science class and like taking it in the butt. He will buy Juul pods for$50. Make sure it's mango!

Heskel if i give you the juul pods will you let me stick it in your butt?

by gooz May 18, 2017

Sander Gausvik Heskestad

Sander Gausvik Heskestad is the inventor of philosophy, and is famous all around the world

Sander Gausvik Heskestad is our saviour

by theflying_egg September 18, 2020

Heskey

Undoubtabaly the best player in the world, he is exetremely fast, he can shoot, he can head the ball, and if you dont agree with this HE WILL RAPE YOU! He can even score sweaty goals.

Heskey shoots and scores, he celebrates by raping the keeper. He is easily the best player in the world.

by Heskey is the best September 9, 2012

Heskeyanity

A religion dedicated to worshiping the Almighty Emile Heskey!!! Heskeynites will honour and defend Englands greatest footballer.

Friend 1 - " heskey is shit"

Friend 2 - "we can never speak again, :O i am a heskeynite a follower of Heskeyanity, sworn to fight for Emile Heskey for life"

by FounderOfHeskeyanity November 29, 2011

Hefe

Boss (Geoff)

You'd better get back to work. You don't want your hefe to catch you slacking.

by Geoff Adalian November 18, 2003

hewked

hewked means that you are happily suprised

oh my god you got a dog im so hewked right now

by mitch,oliver and dev February 15, 2023

Emile Heskey Syndrome

A disorder of the inner ear which effects balance and causes an individual to feel unsteady, for example when standing or walking. It may be accompanied by symptoms of being giddy, woozy, or having a sensation of movement, spinning, or floating. Named after the famously unbalanced England soccer player Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey whose (rare) goal celebrations consisted of collapsing whilst clutching his ear.

Sheedo is laid up with the Emile Heskey Syndrome. Again.

by Dr Hoo October 17, 2010