Heathen hedonism

The pursuit of pleasure as a matter of ethical principle, in an extremely heathenistic way, or ignoring responsibility and focusing entirely on appeasing one's gods.

ie: the act of being a heathen hedon

Example:
Joe: Matt's been slaughtering goats all afternoon.

Will: I know, that guy just doesn't accept the responsibilities of life. Its all about his gods with him.

Joe: Talk about heathen hedonism.

Heathen hedonism by matt :[ May 20, 2009

Noble Hedonism 

The semi philosophical idea that there is moral nobility in the pursuit of hedonistic pleasure. Taught by the Church Of Carnal Knowledge.

My friend here practices noble hedonism

Noble Hedonism by ElderThomas October 19, 2023

Sovereign Hedonism 

A stable, self-governed form of hedonism that avoids addiction, emotional swings, and self-sabotage. It’s about choosing pleasure deliberately without crashing, overindulging, or losing control. You enjoy life, but you don't overrun into acting like you are enjoying yourself as a cover story.

Use free-style Sovereign Hedonism immediately. Like we taught you, you retard... ...and stop being such a needy brain damaged rent boy, like you learned to be from your dad.

Sovereign Hedonism by The Kretin April 6, 2025

Cunnilingus Hedonist 

A person who is an oral slut and has no problem or shame using someone to fill his or her hedonistic desire tank full to the top, with great oral sex. They will use and abuse, whoever they need to achieve their oral pleasure.

1. I licked that pussy so good that when I hit her with the 360 Clit Lick she went Cunnilingus Hedonist on me the rest of the relationship!

2. Bro, my tongue is so tender, and my jaw is sore, from this Cunnilingus Hedonist I’m dating.

Cunnilingus Hedonist by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 11, 2019

Hedonistic

Pleasure seeking. Living for pleasurable sensations.

Devoting one's life is to pleasure seeking.

Devoted to the pursuit of physical sensations, which are pleasurable, often sexual.

My hedonistic tendencies surface when I'm with you in bed. Do it to me baby. Oh, oh, oh make me feel good. Pleasure me please please please, please me. Don't stop now. Give it to me. Fulfill all my sexual desires. Fuck me.

Hedonistic by zazz June 28, 2012

hedonist 

Someone whose main goal in life is pleasure.

Hugh Hefner, duh.

hedonist by JS March 14, 2004

hedonist 

Those who seek fulfilment through pleasure in life.

See also: epicurean

I am a dirty hedonist. Take off your pants and lather yourself in this chocolate syrup.

hedonist by Rusty March 4, 2005