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harboring a deuce

1) The condition of needing to relieve oneself through bowel movement. Having to take a shit.

2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.

3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.
1) "Dude are you okay? You seem a bit fidgety."

"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"

2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"

3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.
by botschaftler December 17, 2012
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Heartbarming

A combination on heartwarming and heartbreaking. When something is really sad but also really sweet.
Wow, that elderly guy Phillip just told Jaiden that his momma had big plans for him. That’s so heartbarming
by whiteguavatealemonade July 8, 2020
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harboring "like"

a very awkward way of saying that you like someone.
how long have you been harboring "like" for me?
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cum harboring butt pirate

Used to offend gay people when they get too close to you.
by iiOwn3dYoOoUz December 20, 2008
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pearl harboring

the act of 2 men docking that simultaneously ejaculate
Brad Smith and Trevor Stubblefield enjoy pearl harboring with one another
by No u - Prove it November 22, 2011
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Harboring A Wookie

Straining on the toilet to release an over-sized piece of crap causing you to exclaim "wraaaaaauuuugh" (meaning "Mommmmy!" in Kashykk-speak); when the offending fecal matter is finally released and inspected before flushing, it is covered in ripped out butt-hairs.
From the WC: "Wraaaaaauuuuuugh!!!!"
Joe: "Hey, is that Bob in there?"
Betsy: "Oh, yeah, sounds like he is Harboring a Wookie again...maybe he needs a laxative?"
by ChewbaccaPooey May 6, 2009
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harboring a pearl

when someone is being a big douche, i.e. sand in their vagina
She was bitching at me so bad, I think she was harboring a pearl
by knipper5 March 22, 2010
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