Greek Hernia 

Caused from too much sex in the bushes Greek style

Tom: "Hey did you know George got a Greek Hernia?"

Pat: "what's a Greek Hernia?"

Tom:"its from too much greek style sex in bushes."
Pat:"well its expected. He has been frequently visiting parks with random chicks"

Greek Hernia by The Hungarian Hammer August 13, 2010

Hawaiian Hernia Check

This is an alternative form of hernia healthcheck, where, instead of coughing, the patient presents his/her ring piece for an examiner to cough into.

Note that following the recent corona virus outbreak, this check has been known to actually cause hernias when patients learn exactly what they have just been subjected to.

Jim: I have been rather enjoying my vacation here in Hawaii until I began to experience some pain - could you please check me for hernia weakness? Shall I turn my head and cough?

Tiff: No, no, here we do the Hawaiian Hernia Check. Please bend over so that I may corona cough in your ass.

Hawaiian Hernia Check by The Shy Nanny Gang! March 20, 2020

The Hindmarsh Hernia 

A type of red swelling of the anus, as a result of over-use of anal insertions (through sexual intercourse, or foreign objects of increasing girth) The over-use of such activity leads to the person's anus being perminently red and swollen, and leaves it in a state of constant "gaping", with the sphincter glad unable to operate properly due to constant abuse. This can cause the recipient long term issues with boewel control.

The act of "anal destruction" is popular in certain homosexual groups.

Name is based on the "hind" becoming soft and wet, like a "marsh"

Did you see Lee, in the shower? He's got a serious case of the Hindmarsh hernia

The Hindmarsh Hernia by Cartonliaz1 June 23, 2009

Hernia 

The act of pulling on testicle upwards and letting it rest on the tope of the jeans, therefore appearing to have a hernia.
The person that performs the act is said to be doing 'the hernia'.
The best way to perform 'the hernia' is to wear a t-shirt and stretch just next to the victim.

Tom 'Dude, i totally give the bar maid the hernia and she nearly dropped my pint'

Roy 'Totes ma goats'.

Hernia by Herniation July 17, 2010

Hernia 

n. -Slang for an exposed scrotum. Often done spontaneously for the shock and enjoyment of others. Not legal, but damn, it's fun!

Adam-Hey guys, wanna see my hernia?
Guys- OMG, put that thing away!

Hernia by AC Hernia February 6, 2010

Hernia Attack 

When something shocking happens or someon scares you and rather than be frightened you have a 'hernia attack'. These can strike at any time, particularly if you are in a dangerous situation or easily scared. You may feel like the lining of your stomach is poking out to say Hello to the perpetrator. Hence you hold your stomach to ease the pain whilst trying to escape the impending threat.

On rare occasions this feeling may manifest when you are experiencing something funny. Please do not confuse this attack of the hernia with the more frequent and more serious attack that is of the genuine kind outlined above.

Girl 1: "Holy shit balls, I just saw the blue waffle"
Girl 2:"Me too, it gave me a hernia attack"

Boy 1: "I tried the log jammer with my girlfriend but I couldnt crap on command"
Boy 2: "OMG, that is hilarious, you just gave me a hernia attack"

(PLEASE NOTE THE ABOVE IS NOT DEFINED AS A GENUINE HERNIA ATTACK).

Random person: "Freddy krueger, 2 words- Hernia Attack"

Hernia Attack by The black scary doll October 11, 2011

Canecutter's Hernia 

The hilarious process of removing one testicle and placing it outside the top waistband of your pants or shorts so it looks like a hernia.

Jimmy: Ever seen a canecutter's hernia? (Places one nut outside his pants).

Andrea, Justin, & Dan: (Dead from laughter)

Canecutter's Hernia by Justin Sanderson December 25, 2008