A term used to describe excellent digestion and elimination when you don’t want to make it sound too personal or offensive.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 12, 2020
Get the healthy pipeline mug.A healthitarian is not the equivalent of a vegetarian, nor is it the equivalent vegan. A healthitarian is one who does not consume anything that could be hazardous to ones health. Be it meat, dairy, or products with harmful ingredients and/or preservatives, a healthitarian will stay away from it all. A true healthitarian strives to eat, mainly, organic fruit, vegetables and beans that grow, are prepared and delivered to the end consumer naturally (without growth hormones or any man-made/unhealthy additives). Home-made juices/smoothies (without sugar or any other additives)(Just fruit, vegetables, or other naturally-occurring healthy foods) are good for you too!
Katie: Here, eat this dead cow meat!
Travis: No thank you, Katie. I don't eat meat, or anything for that matter with growth hormones, saturated fat, trans fat...
Katie: Want some utter-juice?
Travis: Thanks for asking, but I don't drink that stuff; again, trans and saturated fat.
Katie: What kind of fast-food do you eat?
Travis: Actually, I don't eat fast-food. Only un-modified, fresh fruits, vegetables, tree-nuts or beans that do not have any unhealthy additives put into or on them whatsoever.
Katie: What about some of this candy?
Travis: Check those labels out: tartrazine, other artificial colours and flavours, all of that sugar.. Well, simply put, no.
Katie: You'll have some pop, won't you?
Travis: Glucose-fructose (high fructose corn syrup), sugar, caffeine... Definately not!
Katie: Why won't you eat or drink any of that stuff?
Travis: Because I am a healthitarian. And it's okay that you're not, I still love you, you're awesome, but I am always happy to see people becoming more health-conscious!
Katie: Being a healthitarian sounds marvelous, but doesn't the food taste bland?
Travis: Not at all; you don't need toxic ingredients like monosodium glutamate to have food taste delicious! There are many wonderful-tasting, organic, healthy, natural and nutritious types of food out there, I can help you find them if you want!
Katie: That sounds spectacular, I'll become a healthitarian right away! Thank you so much for telling me about this amazing life-style!
Travis: No thank you, Katie. I don't eat meat, or anything for that matter with growth hormones, saturated fat, trans fat...
Katie: Want some utter-juice?
Travis: Thanks for asking, but I don't drink that stuff; again, trans and saturated fat.
Katie: What kind of fast-food do you eat?
Travis: Actually, I don't eat fast-food. Only un-modified, fresh fruits, vegetables, tree-nuts or beans that do not have any unhealthy additives put into or on them whatsoever.
Katie: What about some of this candy?
Travis: Check those labels out: tartrazine, other artificial colours and flavours, all of that sugar.. Well, simply put, no.
Katie: You'll have some pop, won't you?
Travis: Glucose-fructose (high fructose corn syrup), sugar, caffeine... Definately not!
Katie: Why won't you eat or drink any of that stuff?
Travis: Because I am a healthitarian. And it's okay that you're not, I still love you, you're awesome, but I am always happy to see people becoming more health-conscious!
Katie: Being a healthitarian sounds marvelous, but doesn't the food taste bland?
Travis: Not at all; you don't need toxic ingredients like monosodium glutamate to have food taste delicious! There are many wonderful-tasting, organic, healthy, natural and nutritious types of food out there, I can help you find them if you want!
Katie: That sounds spectacular, I'll become a healthitarian right away! Thank you so much for telling me about this amazing life-style!
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A woman who, while not being fat or chubby, has weight on them that is attractive, no flabs of fat either.
by DreiSD March 23, 2009
Get the Healthy girl mug.Healthie is a "selfie" photo where the subject takes a shot of themselves doing something healthy. It can be a shot of their body, an activity, of them eating something good. It is NOT a duck face shot. Preferably in work out clothes.
Love to see people's healthies and progress on their fitness journey! Especially ones that show a great looking body part!
I love it when Natalie posts healthies of herself in yoga pants!
I love it when Natalie posts healthies of herself in yoga pants!
by obecian May 31, 2014
Get the healthie mug.To have an extensive network or client base. Phrase often used in commercial real estate, short for “healthy pipeline”.
by CJudd December 4, 2019
Get the healthy pipe mug.A diet mostly mirroring the Nathan Pritikin diet (who ended up committing suicide) which focuses on low fat, low protein, and high carbohydrate foods. Very popular among the US medical industry for boosting the sales and funding of pharmaceuticals.
The cause, rather than solution to America's health problems. Great for pussy metro fags and gullible fucktwits.
The cause, rather than solution to America's health problems. Great for pussy metro fags and gullible fucktwits.
Three pudgy middle aged men sitting around a table and another man in his late 20's with the body of a greek god eating eggs and a big-ass steak.
old fart number 1:Damn, aren't you worried about your cholesterol there?
young man: (sigh) nope, my blood pressure and lipid profiles are fantastic...
old fart number 2: You will see by the time you get to my age.
young man: there is no connection between dietary chol...
old fart number 3: You are going to kill yourself. You need to be on a heart healthy diet, it's what my doctor had to put me on.
Conversation steers towards old men discussing the statins and Viagra that their doctors put them on...The older men continue to eat their crappy processed "food".
old fart number 1:Damn, aren't you worried about your cholesterol there?
young man: (sigh) nope, my blood pressure and lipid profiles are fantastic...
old fart number 2: You will see by the time you get to my age.
young man: there is no connection between dietary chol...
old fart number 3: You are going to kill yourself. You need to be on a heart healthy diet, it's what my doctor had to put me on.
Conversation steers towards old men discussing the statins and Viagra that their doctors put them on...The older men continue to eat their crappy processed "food".
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