Health Class

A semester long guilt trip in which the teacher states one of following three things over and over again.

1 - Eat fruits and vegetables and don't forget to exercise every day!

2 - Don't do drugs.

3 - Stay abstinent.

Dakota - How was health class?

Kyle - It was so boring, the teacher said to exercise, eat fruits and vegetables, and to not do drugs throughout the entire period!

Dakota - It sucks that you still have 16 more weeks of that class.

by LeafsFan35 January 14, 2011

high school health class

A room where horny teenagers eagerly look at the reproductive system posters on the walls

High school guy: "Dude, I can't wait to check out those STD slideshows in my high school health class, but only for the girl parts. I'm not gay or anything."

by Faggottyswaggot September 21, 2014

Why Health Class Is So Self-Explanatory

Don't have sex or you'll die
Don't drink or you'll die
The menstrual cycle is when a female is at her bitchiest
STDs are gifts that just keep on giving
Pregnancy occurs when a boy and a girl have sex
Puberty is just a 6-10 year long nuisance, where boys grow pubes on random parts of their bodies, and where girls "sprout" boobs and get their periods.

Menopause is when a woman transforms into something beyond my reach.

This is why health class is so self-explanatory!

by ImAFreshmanBabby January 8, 2011

Health Class

Brain re-wiring
re-education
self-explanatory
Hell for some people

those are synonyms for health class

by CrimsonSaysUrbanned February 7, 2023

Health class

health without the th but like you pronounce it like hello without the o

iykyk

Bro I have to go to health class
dang bro

by yourfavoritehoe:) March 4, 2022

Health Class at East middle

A place where someone searches for names in the urban dictionary

Stop doing this please

That girl needs to stop searching names in Health class at East middle

by The_duck_lord_in_health_class November 13, 2021