Headstoning

The ye olde family tradition of visiting various grave sites usually of recently dead family members. In extreme cases, visiting dead family members that have been dead for centuries. Could also mean perusing the headstones of random people and usually involves making fun of their names or the flower selection of the month.

"Oh no not again! Dad, this is the third time this month we've gone headstoning!"

"That cemetery down the road has the greatest opportunity for headstoning with over five acres of prime headstoning real estate!"

"Assden! Makerberry! Yeaste! These names are too funny!"

"These yellow and pink carnations are too gay for an outdoorsman like Peter was."

by Clint Walker June 24, 2008

Headstripe

the fine art of taking a can of red stripe to the side of a persons head inside of a nightclub.

and boom...HEADSTRIPE!!

by serotonin187 July 22, 2011

Headit

Someone so stupid, you consider them funny and the most retarded at the same time.

Andrew: "What's a headit?" Jake and Cody: "You."

by wheelycoolpig August 30, 2018

Headiting

When a filmmakers is editing a video in his or her head

I was supposed to finish the video but it was too sunny so I went to the park and spent the day headiting.

by Butchieenorsk June 15, 2015

headstroke

when a girl is giving a guy head he "strokes" her head as a reward like he would a dog and a signal that he enjoys her work.

"k. gave me the headstroke on sunday!!!"

by LEEEM November 9, 2006

Headstop

The act of going down on a penis (blow job) only far enough to take the head into your mouth.

Last night that bitch Dara would only give me the headstop, so it took me 30 minutes to get off!

by karauser March 11, 2003

Headitorial

When you post all over various forms of social media how much you enjoy giving or receiving head.

Rachel’s Snapchat story clearly reflects her headitoral opinions.

My mom has been monitoring my social media accounts. She’s a little disappointed in my headitorial stances.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018