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Haka Bullshit

The act of forcing your own culture unto another person(s) culture.
Also used as an utterance in reference to unpleasantly incessant use of culture as a means of virtue signalling.
Not to be confused with a Haka Solid or a Haka Greatness
Troy: Check out my new boil-up t-shirt. It's awesome, right?
Josh: Get the fuck out of here with that Haka Bullshit, boi.
by Almuemadan August 3, 2018
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Hamkari's Logic

When a person tries to explain or define something using the most retarded statements as support. The logic used to absolute fucking non-sense and does not make any sense whatsoever, leaving you absolutely fucking frustrated while face palming way deep down. This logic leaves you speechless with no fucking comment, making you wanting to just kys.
Person A: "Oh look at that dude wearing a shirt and jeans, that such a gay thing to do"
Person B: ".....what th?...how th?...why th?....nah, I'm fucking done. That is so Hamkari's logic right there"
by Learth April 11, 2019
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Hakan

A handsome and amazing boy. Once you meet him he will always be on your mind. Once you’ve met him, you’ll wish to keep him in your life for the rest of it, either as a friend or as a girlfriend/boyfriend. He can leave an impact on your life from doing the smallest thing. He’s smart, kind, adorable and there’s everything to love about a Hakan.
I’d spend my life with Hakan
by Jeweeeelll~ November 23, 2018
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Hawkaning

When you masturbate and wash yourself at the same time in the shower to conserve time.
Charlie: Sorry guys I was hawkaning as fast as I could, where is Christmas dinner at?
Agatha: Sorry hon, a group of people were annyocking in our yard and dinner is ruined. Even the kids saw and are being fed holy water right now.
by BLURPYDURRNURRRF February 7, 2020
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Hanka

girl with the most beautiful eyes and a smile in space.
who was that
That's Hanka the most amazing thing I've ever met
by Lidlpold November 30, 2020
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Hapka’d

When “the old lady” (who handles all the finances) finds out that you spent a small amount of money without her consent. She then hides all of the money in the house, freezes all of the credit/debit card accounts, until she feels you’ve earned some “walking around money.”
Did you hear Dan got Hapka’d again?
“Shit, really? What’d he do now?”
“He bought a round of coffee this morning & his wife has him back on lock-down”
by Elev8erguy October 23, 2020
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Estuary Haka

The act of standing with arms aloft, in a confrontational manner, shouting "Come on then, Let's av it, Do you want some". The estuary haka is often done from the relative safety of behind a police cordon.
There is nothing quite as funny as the hate contorted face of a 19 year old, standing on a plastic seat ,doing an estuary haka at the opposition fans separated by nothing other than a wall, a 30 yard dmz, another wall, 300 stewards, 200 riot police and all the other supporters who are standing in front of him.

(from a post by surfaceagentX2zero)
by heppers August 27, 2009
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