hassum

to have some, to take part in and enjoy.
"Word to ya mother." -IRF

"Come inside! We 'bout to hassum chittlins."

by Eric Chattom May 14, 2005

Haysman

A frigid jerk who goes on about the size of his dick, when really, he is just trying to cover up the fact he doesn't have one. Stands behind couples trying to kiss making inappropriate sexual comments.

Alice: Oh My God, i hate that dickless jerk. Can't he just piss off?!

Imi: I know, he's definitely a Haysman.

by Alice+Imogen October 31, 2008

hansum

Term used in New Zealand that describes something in a negative light. (Said in a sarcastic tone) oftens replaces words such as ugly,useless etc

Tom: Hey Mike you know that girl Shelly? She gave me head last night ;)
Mike:Shelly? The girl with the mole? That girl is HAAAAAAAAANSUM

Boy: You see that awesome 3pointer I made
Girl:Sorry to dissapoint but that shot was HANSUM!!!

by thatHANSUMdude July 17, 2011

Hatsume

Oppai

Damn Hatsume has some oppai

by Kangeroo Muffin October 10, 2018

hansumfella

closeted gay bottom twitch streamer. literally just plays minecraft and reacts to the button. thats it.

Hey, you know HansumFella right? Yeah, he's that one closeted twitch streamer that just plays minecraft!

by apex1180 October 7, 2023

haysus

Known to Rednecks as the Greek God of Hay. Not to be confused with Jesus. Haysus is a real god, and he has fought will all the other gods. The battles often end in other Greek gods choking in a pile of Hay. Haysus' many abilities often include tickling his opponents scrotum's to death.

Dick-"Hey, have you heard of Haysus?"
Redneck-"Yeah, isn't he a Greek god?"
Dick-"LOL, yeah the god of Hay."

by Dick&Cunt December 23, 2013

hatsume.gf

a mommy goddess nuff said

hatsume.gf is mommy

by acors.land March 28, 2021