Haynesworth

The temporary suspension of consciousness i.e. to fall asleep, nap, snooze, doze off, or siesta.

Derived from Albert Haynesworth who is the laziest human being currently alive.

After enjoying a tremendously large portion of turkey during my Thanksgiving dinner I was loaded up with tryptophan. The level of tiredness was so great that I had no choice but to give in and take a quick haynesworth.

by Moo-Money December 8, 2010

haynes bridge middle school

A bitchy ass place also known as the shit hole. Many people fail due to the amount of work given. After school activities are actually fun but actually learning is not.

Do you seriously go to Haynes Bridge Middle School?

by Hahaha you though March 20, 2017

Haynesville

A rural village in Northern Louisiana. Synonymous with hellhole. Small population, yet has more bigots than cities triple it's size. Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Tyrone: "Where are you from?"
Richard: "Haynesville, LA."
Tyrone: "Even the name sounds sucky."
Richard: "The whole place is."

by Hercules Mulligan November 14, 2016

Haynes

Someone of immense power, unmatchable by anyone else.

"He just beat up 20 people blind-folded"!
"He's Haynes".

by Barry Butcher February 24, 2009

sam haynes'd

Any one person to be hit in the face with any object exceeding five pounds. Sustain serious injury to face and or other extremities.

person 1- woahh!!! watch out.
person 2- OUCHHHHHHHHHHHH!
person 3- she just got sam haynes'd

by luggie April 8, 2010

sillyboy harness

A harness or leash for toddlers or unruly little tykes that a parent puts on the child while on outtings or shopping events to prevent the youngsters from becoming lost or getting into mischief.

Nancy's little brat goes wild when she takes him to the mall so she has to put a sillyboy harness on him to keep from having to chase him all over the place while she shops.

by timjb1 January 10, 2008

Harness In

To give over to the task or activity at hand, diving in full bore and getting severe with it. When you harness in to something it is your only focus and you are driven to completion with efficiency and clarity. Harnessing in can be applied to anything from creative endeavours to handy work, or even something boring like sweeping the rug. Drugs and alcohol can help to eliminate mental barriers that block the harness but are not necessary. Harnessing in is required for all works of greatness but can damage relationships and mental stability if one is always harnessed in. A so called genius walks a fine line between madness and harness. Make sure to rest your harness for maximum effect.

Kyle: Hey Fart Neck, are you coming over to make pea soup for my stupid family?
Fart Neck: You bet, just getting ready to harness in. Did you take you bone medication?
Kyle: Yeah I'm fit as a fiddle doing prep work, harnessed in AF buddy
Fart Neck: That's good

by Klendi May 6, 2019