hee-haw

n. Specifically, a truck/lorry driver with an inflated sense of self-importance, tending to argue about the most inane things and be extraordinarily picky about things they pay for. It can also be used to refer to truck/lorry drivers in general. Either way, there is considerable overlap with the redneck/white trash definition of hee-haw.
A driver is getting his truck washed, wandering around the wash bay and nitpicking things that aren't to his liking, even though the wash is still ongoing.

Employee 1: (to Employee 2) What a fucking hee-haw.
Employee 2: I know, right?
by Executor321 October 08, 2011
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Hee Haw

An alcoholic beverage containing grain alcohol and buttermilk, usually garnished with cornbread. It is customary to mix the two liquids but postpone dropping in the bread until right before the shots are consumed.
Since it was our first time in Hotlanta, we ordered a round of Hee Haw shots.
by Rodney Washington October 02, 2006
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Hee-Haw

A girl with a Donkey butt so good it make you say Hee-Haw.
Got damn she got a big ole' Hee-Haw!
by Erik Garrett December 26, 2004
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hee haw

A funkyass receptionist who hates her life, and her co-workers, and will stop at nothing to spread her misery to the world.
Man that hee haw is one jive turkey around the office today

She's really been less of a hee haw lately since her husband was shipped off to Iraq...

To bad that Hee Haw got cancer. She will be less entertaining in a hospital bed.
by Ronald Ronaldson July 31, 2006
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Hee-Haw

Descriptive adjective pertaining to a towering level of inebriation.

See crunk
"The only reason she slept with you last night was because she was Hee-Haw drunk"
by studebacherhoch May 13, 2004
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Hee Haw Ho

A ho who resides in a rural area, but a ho all the same. Different from her urban counterparts in that she may be missing teeth, uneducated and generally unkempt.
Me: Dude, have you checked out Lindsay Lohan lately? Uhh-she's rank!
Steve: Norm, she's been a Hee Haw Ho for quite some time-where have you been?!?
by Bangboy January 07, 2010
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hee haw hoochie

Jim went to the saloon to get some "hee haw hoochie ".
by Uber JoKR December 02, 2016
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