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Hauss

A bond that can’t be broken. A friendship and love between two people that no one else can understand.
My hauss and I will forever be one.
by Zadiyah May 18, 2018
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Hauss

by Aparty February 18, 2023
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Hauss Bitches

Many attractive females. Also, what players get on a daily basis.
Steve: Hey jake what are you doin tonight?
Jake: Yo man i be gettin hauss bitches tonight!
by Rodzilla7861 March 8, 2011
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hauss sauce

Derived from the latin word "hoss" which means "one whose ass is bad," hauss sauce is used to describe anything that surpasses the definition of badass. It is the antonym to the expression "weak sauce"
Dude, that lambo is badass." "No. It's hauss sauce.
by RYGON July 22, 2011
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Hassan-Chop!

A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought
Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret.. Sadie is a calico cat
by daywalkz June 14, 2015
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Hustle Hassan

The god himself, a man of pure class and comedic style.

Phenomenal delivery, as well as comedic timing that is so great, it will knock the socks off anyone that opposes.

To be classified as a 'Hustle Hassan', an individual has to develop a sense of humor that is impeccable to match,

he/she must spend hours a day writing jokes that he/she will most likely never use, and movie scripts that will never

come to fruition.

'Hustle Hassan's' typically take pride in spending the majority of the day writing punchlines to jokes, but never to

actually use them, but to instead burn all of them in front of him/her whilst listening to James Blunts "Good Bye My

Lover" in the middle of the night while indulging in a cup of strawberry lemonade.

Hustle Hassan's typically have podcasts that everyone and their left nut listens to. These podcasts typically offend

those that listen to it, but those that listen are too pussy to say otherwise.
Person 1: Dude, my left nut hurts.
Person 2: Fuck yo couch homie
Person 1: HAHA, I haven't laughed that hard since Titanic, Hustle Hassan head ass.
by WittyIG November 30, 2018
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Hassan-Chop!

A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought
Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret..
by daywalkz June 14, 2015
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