john hauser

another name for bob saget.

You hanging out with john hauser tonight? he is such a saget.

by mr. smithson May 30, 2008

Hauser

'Giving someone a Hauser' is defined as servicing someone whilst on the toilet.

She wanted some loving, but I had to poop, so I gave her a Hauser.

by Grayson W September 1, 2005

Hauser

The smallest fucking town in Idaho. Located in northern Idaho about one mile from the Washington boarder, near Spokane Washington. All thats really there is a gas station, a bar, a trailer park, and a somewhat nice somewhat disgusting lake. There is about 1000 residents.

Hauser is a good place to go to get away from the city or relitives.

Matt: Goddamn me mother-in-law is fucking anoying! I'm going to Hauser for the weekend. Later

by Dewit June 6, 2009

kevin häusermann

Beauty in person. Famous Person in Switzerland with a huge cock. All the bitches loves him.

Kevin Häusermann isch eifach saulit und Noel en spassti.

by 21fuxx January 4, 2017

dominik hauser

He is the best Person in the Univers, That ever Everest lived

Dominik hauser is the best man in the world

by D0m11 January 6, 2017

Hauser of the Korn

A fat smelly closet gay man who sings Jenny from the Block all day and annoys the shit out of everyone around him.

Q: What's that smell?
A: That's the Hauser of the Korn. He's just heated on the hot.

by YAKODONK July 7, 2009

Hauser

To make a statement or take an action which defeats itself and/or clowns the initiator. To ridicule oneself unintentionally or disembowel one's entire stance in debate.

A message board synonym for Munsoned with origins in the flaming and trolling community and prior, to the legend of Kaspar Hauser in 19th century German history noted for contradicting himself and fabricating odd stories.

"Latent male homosexuality is disgusting to me. What are you wearing, John? Take it all off, you big fag. Dance for me in webcam."

"Hahaha...too funny. That homophobe just hausered himself."

by Duerf December 28, 2009