hitbait

Someone who is bait for fists.

Hey boy! Your face is a hitbait!

by marcus notch October 3, 2017

haybail

What is produced when a collegue is so up tight they break wind that sounds like an ass muffled french horn.

here comes the boss. haybails flying!!!

by wingnutt April 24, 2007

Tighter than Dick's Hatband

Refers to Dick Tracy's Hat. He could jump out of a plane and his hat wouldn't move.

That lid is tighter than Dick's hatband

by Luckydogboats September 27, 2021

Hataishi

Has a very baby like voice and scream and cry too. She is so attached to her binky and her bottle she is obsessed. she hears too many bad things from her parents when she is little she is gonna turn out dirty

Alyssa: Omg wifeyyy did you see the wang

Shaniqua: Yeah I got the measurements its like 5 ft
Baby Hataishi: *cries*

by lisa1231 May 6, 2019

Tighter Than Dick's Hatband

"Tighter than dick's hatband" should be "tighter than a dick's hatband" and could be written as "tighter than a detective's hatband". A phrase referring to the band on their hat and has nothing to do with the male anatomy. I believe this is a Prohibition Era phrase.

It fit tighter than dick's hatband. This should be "It fit tighter than a dick's hatband".

by TGadgetS February 18, 2017

dick's hatband

obviously, the line bisecting the swollen end of your fuckstick and the shaft...

Homegirl's wound up tighter than dick's hatband.

by stashgordon May 11, 2003

tighter than dick's hatband

A lot of people don't seem to know what dicks hatband is. It actually refers to a male penis, the hat being a condom and the the band ofcourse being the rubber band at the base of the condom.

Bro, she not gonna let you hit. She keeps that shit tighter than dick's hatband.

by sdotx January 20, 2015