Hatbai 

1) Acting in a manner that is very suspicious to the police.
2) A certain spot that is well-known by police, crowded or obvious so that illegal things cannot be done.
3) Saying something to someone that other people are trying to hide from her/him.

Boy #1- Yo son lets smoke this fat ass blunt on the rooftop
Boy #2- chill son that spot is hatbai, it has a motion sensor alarm and cameras.

Boy #1- Yo son I wanna stick it in Melissas cheeks
Melissa- Hey guys whatsup ?
Boy #2- Heeeeey melissa guessss whaaaaat ?
Boy #1- chill son thats hatbai.

Hatbai by TheBoys911 January 1, 2012

haibai 

Compact greeting excompassing both "Hi" and "Bye" in a single word.

To be used in online chat when it should be clear that there won't be any further discussion and the person who used it may go offline right away not to become available any time soon.

Your Friend is online.
Your Friend> haibai
Your Friend is offline.

haibai by mau-haibai March 9, 2010

Hambait 

One who attracts chubby people.

Dude, you are so hambait. Look at that 400 pounder checking you out!

Hambait by Papaya and Tangerine Jones April 8, 2009

hatbadge

One of the most derogatory terms in the english dictionary. Used primarily in the IT business, a hatbadge is someone who lacks the knowledge to repair a computer, but acts like they know how.

That hose hound Ben formated a computer by accident, that fucking hatbadge can go eat a fat cawk.

hatbadge by tld March 19, 2005

hetbaiting 

When a closeted celebrity is put into stunts, headlines, relationships/bearding in order to appear heterosexual.

‘Hetbaiting’ is selling a majority straight fanbase the unattainable but possible fantasy of being with this celebrity.

“No, they’re not straight. They were told their career would be over if they were queer, so they had to hetbait for years before they came out.”

“Maybe he isn’t queerbaiting and instead queerflagging? I think he may be forced to participate in hetbaiting due to his fanbase. That makes more sense.”

“She happily came out as a lesbian after years of being confirmed to be bisexual and only seen with men. Hetbaiting at its finest.”

“Real people can’t queerbait. But there is lots of money to be made from heterosexuality. Their PR team hetbaited this celebrity for years while they got accused of queerbaiting. How sad.”

hetbaiting by ArtOfAchilles May 16, 2023

Tighter Than Dick's Hatband 

An old southern idiom. Could be used to identify a place that is empty, a person who is wound up, or any number of situations where the word "tight" is used. Nobody seems to know who Dick was. Apparently he had a tough time keeping his hat on his head.

I went and checked that place you told me about. They've closed up tighter than dick's hatband. Have been for years.

Tighter Than Dick's Hatband by kiteless. June 12, 2013

Hataishi

Sick bastard of a math teacher that needs to be shot and mutilated...Then she needs to be hit over the head with her f*ing overhead projector and then made to eat her math book!!! And then burn her at the stake!!!!!!!!!!

Damn! Hataishi is a bithch! She must Die!!! Lynch mob!

Hataishi by Former Studen of Satan! June 6, 2004