haste

hāst
noun, verb

1. The act of expediting a process.
2. To make an intolerable time period more tolerable by reducing its overall time period.
3. Changing the channel rapidly when you see Jersey Shore.

Related forms:

Hastient
Hastience
Hastily
Hasten
Hasteful

Anwar tried to make haste to catch his flight. Unfortunately for him, he was selected for a "random" screening by the Touching Sexually Assministration.

US monetary policy is rather partial towards the 20 Primary Dealers, aka financial terrorists, in what appears to be a policy of pure collapshickal haste towards an ever-widening gap between the rich and the poor which can only result in its total, utter, inewitable collapse.

by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012

hast

Second person singular present informal conjunction of the verb “to have”.
(Archaic, p.)

What hast thou bring?
Thou hast brought trouble, trouble he has brought unto ye , ye'all.
Whomstsoever thou hast bring.

by Roybook August 25, 2017

haste

1. An adjective describing anything that is remotely cool.
2. An all-purpose verb similar to crunk, bounce, screw, etc...

1. This shit is haste!
2. Let's haste this shit!

by liram September 30, 2005

Hasted

the state of being high and wasted at the same time. ex: wasted + high = hasted!

Big dawg martini! I am so hasted right now after that 40 and a bowl...I could do anything !

by DANIA BOY December 7, 2003

haste

To move quickly. To hurry.

I must move with haste.

by Tom March 10, 2003

Hasting

Most beautiful person in the world. Usually given to a girl with ample boobs and a tight vagina. She will be the best to happen to you.

Boy 1: Man i miss my Hasting.
Boy 2: Dude she was good in bed last night.

by Bowman248011739283915360 May 25, 2015

hastes

Actions undertaken in haste

Do avoid haughty hastes; don't foresake FriendShip for another fleet. Do implore not to want wastes; don't neglect the sweet flowers' feat.

by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010