hasselhoffing

the act of consuming food in a drunken state in a ferocious manner which mimics the infamous David Hasselhoff burger incident.

Man, seriously, you are hasselhoffing those effin' nachos.

by msmel March 18, 2010

hasselhoffed

The punishment received when you leave your computer unlocked. The name comes form the fact that the typical punishment is to change the persons background image to some obscene image of David Hasselhoff.

Mr. Palm just got hasselhoffed by Mr. Ståhl when failing to lock his computer while playing table tennis.
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by lustjakten November 20, 2012

hasselhoffing

The act of eating sloppily while intoxicated.

I was totally Hasselhoffing my Big Mac when I got home from the bar.

by Deni Gra November 7, 2007

hasselhoffing

To name drop your own name in hopes of getting VIP treatment...often at a B rated facility.

That asshole was totally hasselhoffing his way into the Spice Girls reunion concert.

by 72andsunny January 14, 2015

hasselhoffing

The act of getting really drunk then going home and eating and making a mess. ie David Hasselloff likes to get drunk and eat Wendy's chesseburgers on his bathroom floor.

Hey where did dave go? Oh he's on the bathroom floor hasselhoffing that chesseburger.

by Brynnski March 1, 2010

hasselhoffed

In an extreme state of drunkeness

"man, I got so hasselhoffed last night, I woke up under someones kitchen table with my pants off, and pasty's on my balls"

by nowa009 May 18, 2007

Hasselhoffing

verb: to suck in one's gut in order to appear slimmer and to do so to the extreme that the act becomes obvious. David Hasselhoff was notorious for this behavior while he starred-- often shirtless--on the show Baywatch. Other actors or models who are required to go shirtless have also exhibited the same behavior. However, in contemporary media the practice is very rare and easily spotted.

Is that guy Hasselhoffing, or was he born without any internal organs?

by I can't be blank July 9, 2010