1. To drink your face off after a hard day's work as in "I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."
2. To drink enough alchol that eating a cold burger seems like a good idea. "Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."
2. To drink enough alchol that eating a cold burger seems like a good idea. "Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."
"I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."
"Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."
"Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."
by Weaponxyz May 17, 2007
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2) To drink enough booze that you eat a sloppy burger off the floor and slurring your words while your daughter video tapes you.
2) To drink enough booze that you eat a sloppy burger off the floor and slurring your words while your daughter video tapes you.
by Ron Jeremey May 18, 2007
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1. To be exposed in a video, audio recording or picture for the real way you act - drunk or otherwise.
Rebbecca hasselhoffed her dad when she put a video of him wasted on you tube!
Please don't hasselhoff that! I was so out of control last night, just delete it off your phone.
Please don't hasselhoff that! I was so out of control last night, just delete it off your phone.
by dailyemerald.com/4front May 21, 2007
Get the hasselhoffed mug.The state of being so entirely overwhelmed by your intoxication that you cannot eat a cheeseburger and must lay on the floor.
Holy shit man, I'm completely Hasselhoffed
by Nick Paganelli May 25, 2007
Get the hasselhoffed mug.1. To be on the verge of taking a bite of a hamburger or sandwich, only to have it fall apart out of your hands. Often when a sandwich has been hasselhoffed, alcohol was a factor.
-The shirtless celebrity was so plowed he hasselhoffed his Wendy's hamburger all over.
-He stared in disbelief at his meal hasselhoffed across the floor.
-He scrounged through the hasselhoffed sandwich, searching for anything worth keeping.
-He stared in disbelief at his meal hasselhoffed across the floor.
-He scrounged through the hasselhoffed sandwich, searching for anything worth keeping.
by Hasselhoff Sandwich December 9, 2008
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Get the Hasselhoffed mug.A caramelized chiseled exterior and a full head of locks, the sexy wimper snapper who starred in the Knight Rider and took it in the butt on Bay Watch episode #11 season one
I went to the movies to watch Spongebob out of water and to my surprise one of my favorite actors was in it as a human surfboard Hasselhoff..and I do believe he may have played as a long board and he had the lifeguard look with a copper tone white smudge on his sniffer and everything
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