Hasselhoffed 

1. To drink your face off after a hard day's work as in "I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."
2. To drink enough alchol that eating a cold burger seems like a good idea. "Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."

"I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."

"Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."

Hasselhoffed by Weaponxyz May 17, 2007

hasselhoffed 

1) To be nearly incompetent due to the effects of alcohol.

2) To drink enough booze that you eat a sloppy burger off the floor and slurring your words while your daughter video tapes you.

I'm not sure if it was all the beer, or the shots; but I was hasselhoffed last night.

hasselhoffed by Ron Jeremey May 18, 2007

hasselhoffed 

1. To be exposed in a video, audio recording or picture for the real way you act - drunk or otherwise.

Rebbecca hasselhoffed her dad when she put a video of him wasted on you tube!

Please don't hasselhoff that! I was so out of control last night, just delete it off your phone.

hasselhoffed by dailyemerald.com/4front May 21, 2007

hasselhoffed 

The state of being so entirely overwhelmed by your intoxication that you cannot eat a cheeseburger and must lay on the floor.

Holy shit man, I'm completely Hasselhoffed

hasselhoffed by Nick Paganelli May 25, 2007

Hasselhoffed 

1. To be on the verge of taking a bite of a hamburger or sandwich, only to have it fall apart out of your hands. Often when a sandwich has been hasselhoffed, alcohol was a factor.

-The shirtless celebrity was so plowed he hasselhoffed his Wendy's hamburger all over.

-He stared in disbelief at his meal hasselhoffed across the floor.

-He scrounged through the hasselhoffed sandwich, searching for anything worth keeping.

Hasselhoffed by Hasselhoff Sandwich December 9, 2008

Hasselhoffed 

To save or help some one. To come to someone's rescue

Mary: My car stalled last night but James hasselhoffed.

Hasselhoffed by DeezNauts June 16, 2016

Hasselhoff 

A caramelized chiseled exterior and a full head of locks, the sexy wimper snapper who starred in the Knight Rider and took it in the butt on Bay Watch episode #11 season one

I went to the movies to watch Spongebob out of water and to my surprise one of my favorite actors was in it as a human surfboard Hasselhoff..and I do believe he may have played as a long board and he had the lifeguard look with a copper tone white smudge on his sniffer and everything

Hasselhoff by Roobeer November 7, 2020