aka "Jed Clampett." A hillbilly who fell ass-backwards into inheriting multi-generational wealth, but he's as stupid as the day is long. And despite all of his money, he just can't stop tripping over his own dick.
by Roberto_Shenanigans February 6, 2025
Get the Haslam mug.{Haz-luhm} noun: a person of wealth, affluence, or social status who repeatedly makes poor decisions or mistakes involving a franchise in the spirit of sports and competition.
Verb: the function of making a sports franchise uncompetitve and disdained through consistently poor decisions by a person or persons of wealth, affluence, or social status.
Verb: the function of making a sports franchise uncompetitve and disdained through consistently poor decisions by a person or persons of wealth, affluence, or social status.
Noun example: Did you see ownership is trading our best player? What a Haslam.
Verb example: Wow, we really Haslamed this offseason now that Myles Garrett was traded.
Verb example: Wow, we really Haslamed this offseason now that Myles Garrett was traded.
by Anonymous Browns Fan February 3, 2025
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