Woody Harrelson

Marijuana. It is named after him because this guy really blazes like crazy. He also wears hemp and plants those seeds.

"Are you okay?"

"Yes, of course. I'm on that Woody Harrelson"

by Big-Guy December 22, 2007

Pamela Handerson

euphemism for male masturbation. often used in order to replace words that may cause offence.

'I'm bored, think i may go have a visit from pamela handerson.'
'You look happpy, pamela handerson been visiting?

by Rico Demerius January 17, 2008

pulling a halverson

To jack off at least 4 times a day, even when you're at your grandmothers house.

Sierra said to Regina, "Hey, looks like he's pulling a halverson again today! At least it isn't at school this time."

by thefreshmenwhomakeoutinthehall April 30, 2011

Harperion

A form of politics wherein facts from expert sources (scientists, statisticians, economists, etc.) are routinely discounted and ignored in favor of repetitive, dogmatic, populist policy.

Perfected by Canadian Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, this political form builds upon Rovian techniques.

1- Despite continually falling crime rates, as published by Statistics Canada, Stephen Harper ran a successful Harperion election campaign basted partially on a "tough on crime" policy, including spending billions on new prisons.
2- Despite being panned by military and aviation experts in Canada, the USA, Britain and Australia, Stephen Harper is pushing through a multi-billion dollar purchase of F-35 stealth jets. He has bolstered his position with the Harperion tactic of accusing all opposition with "not supporting our troops".

by unsupervised August 22, 2011

Taylor Harrelson

The action of completely strangling the funniness out of a joke by overuse, and in the wrong situation. Or also known as going mitch on a joke

AKA Buzz killington

Guy 1: hey did you see that episode of *_____*
Guy 2: yeah, *then proceeds to Taylor Harrelson the story until everyone knows it by heart*

by bobby beucher October 11, 2011

Hawk Harrelson

THE most annoying announcer, not just in baseball but in all of sports. Has coined some catchphrases so lame that they would even embarrass that fool Stuart Scott. Phrases such as "grab some bench" and "he gone". Wow, what a wordsmith you are, "Hawk". Gee Hawk, why don't you tell us about your awesome .239 career batting average, and how you gave up baseball to be a failure as a professional golfer.

Hawk Harrelson sucks so bad that he could be on ESPN.

by The Slow Kid October 5, 2007

Palmala Handerson

In the spirit of Rosey Palmer but with celebrity appeal. Sounds like Pamala Anderson. Name you would give while providing a girlfriends name when no girlfriend exists. also a reference to masturbation

brian: "Hey do you have a date tonight?"
sean: "Yeah, with Palmala Handerson!"

by CDJM January 13, 2008