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Hartsock

One who loves himself and his very expensive possessions almost as much as he wishes he could have sex. Also one who is obnoxiously loud and, on occasion, racist.

(!)Warning!! This type of person will often bite leaving you with large bruises(!)
"(Sarcastically)You are superior, not because you are older than me, but because you are Michael!"

"What? Are you calling me a Hartsock?!"

"Runnnn nigger nigger nigger!! Runnn."
by WhoisMeesh October 10, 2008
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Heartsong

A song (or poem) that: gives you solace; never gets old; lets the tears come be it in joy or sadness; lets you know you still _can_ feel; that you know not just by heart, but with it.
It's an earworm because I can't get it out of my head, but a heartsong because I don't want to ever forget it.
by CunningOldFury January 21, 2018
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Harton

A Place in the fucking best part of South Shields
by MIKE OXLONGGGGGG September 25, 2020
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James Harison

An all-around plebian, he does nothing and gets in trouble. Kinda the middle kid who does nothing in middle school.ALso goes on to Have no career
Dude di you hear that Aden became a James Harison,i pitty him.
by WaveKeh December 16, 2018
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HARTSOCK

an act of removing a contraceptive during sex, male of female, with the intention of giving your partner "all of your heart"

a male who pretends to use a condom when having sex; will routinely distracting the female, to avoid notice of his unusually small penis, to remove the contraceptive.

the practice of removing a condom unoticed; with the intention of causing a pregnancy so that the female will not leave him

Usually the practice of "Hartsocking" is implimented by the female gender as to induce a baby; ie: keep a nigga baby
Sam punches Julie in the back of the head, distracting her, and quickly removed the condom and began hartsocking the unsuspecting female
by SHORTS September 25, 2007
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harson

The non gay ship beetween Hayden summerall and Carson leuders
by Danaemari October 25, 2017
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heartsong

Heartsong Herbal Brewing Company, often referred to simply as "Heartsong." An herbal brewing company in Ashland, OR that brews chai and their own unique "Pepper Brews," citrus based, ready-to-drink teas made with hot peppers.
"Heartsong Chai is the best chai in the world!"

"I love those kids at Heartsong"

"Heartsong makes amazing brews. They saved my life at Burning Man!"

"Heartsong? Oh yeah, they make the spicy shit! I dig it."
by the chai guy February 23, 2008
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