One who loves himself and his very expensive possessions almost as much as he wishes he could have sex. Also one who is obnoxiously loud and, on occasion, racist.
(!)Warning!! This type of person will often bite leaving you with large bruises(!)
"(Sarcastically)You are superior, not because you are older than me, but because you are Michael!"
"What? Are you calling me a Hartsock?!"
"Runnnn nigger nigger nigger!! Runnn."