hartard

a hartard is one who acts in a retarded manner. the word

hartard is the level 2 retard who has committed an act of

extreme stupidity.

Ex. my associate gabe is a hartard

because he folded up a $5.00 bill and tried to put it in

the coin slot.

by jackimmo October 28, 2005

Hurrizard

A hybrid involving a simultaneous occurrence of Hurricane and a Blizzard...generally only happens in da hood. Because this is such a rare occurrence, a brotha will erupt with this exclamation.

DeLaneuan Shaniqua Jones: "Damn Wallace, put down yo fried chicken and stop suckin on dat kool-aid and look behind you. What in Samuel L. Jackson's name is dat?!"

Wally Tupac Cosby: "Shut yo mouf ho! Dat be a Hurrizard. Now run fo cova!!"

by Bubba Sparxx January 20, 2008

Happitard

A retard in a good mood.

"That's one happitard."

by P4R4 December 24, 2008

Handitarded

To be at retarded and handicapped but you want to be politically correct about it. Handicapped and retarded all at once.

You should've seen the ke$ha concert last night, that girl is handitarded.

by Smiling ginger February 27, 2014

recap handitard

recap handitard,
a mix between the words, "retard" and "handicapped"
definition: a funny way to slag recap handitards and deformed people

Shop attendant:"wha can i get you?"
wheelchair man:"bottle of coke please"
Shop attendant:"FUCK OFF U RECAP HANDITARD UR NOT GETTIN PEOPLE FOOD"
{shop attendant pushes wheel man out of chair}

by lous3 March 12, 2007

harritate

A word you use to describe the ugliest and most disgusting looking person or thing you know

I was enjoying myself at the movies until I saw a harritate and had to leave.

by 1488savage December 5, 2016

Handitard

1.A person which barely qualifies as handicapped yet is a douchebag. 2. Someone who is a complete failure.

"That fucker just cut me off what a handitard."

by BobfromCanada July 15, 2009