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hansoning

The act of posting a media item (such as a meme, video, or joke) in a group on social media where the same media item has already been posted repeatedly.
"Haha guys, check out this meme that's totally new to me!"

"Dude, quit hansoning. This is the seventh time that's been posted."
by sockpuppetvader September 26, 2017
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Harrowing

Williams: Man, takin' that hill was harrowing!
Thompson: Shut it soldier we got VC all around us.
by LookAtJohnWillJa August 17, 2010
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Hardening of the sharteries

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."
by turdmeister July 13, 2009
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Harolding

To "hang around" a cemetery.

Popularized by the 1971 cult film "Harold and Maude", in which the main character, Harold, enjoys attending funerals at cemeteries of people he doesn't know.
Dude, let's get out of this scary place, I'm sick of harolding!
by MovieMan March 9, 2006
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Harrowing

An action in which a tractor pulls a harrowbar across a field in order to smooth dirt lumps and disperse crop stubble so that planting can begin
The soil was ready for planting after the intense harrowing that it had experienced.
by Old Farmer Bill January 27, 2011
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harpooning

-The act of successfully bringing home a woman equal to or greater than your own body weight in desperation at the end of a long drunken night of being rejected by more attractive and better-endowed women. After successfully completeting this task, a man will be granted his license to harpoon and may continue to indulge in this difficult task.
The greatest of harpooning feats is referred to as a moby dick
Kyle: Dude I boned a hottie last night.
Disgusted friend: MAN, she was a whale, but you've earned your harpooning license
Kyle:I wondered why she wanted the lights off
by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006
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hardening the carpet

The process of male masturbation which results in fluid being disposed of on the floor
"jimmy is at home hardening the carpet
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