Hardwick

A Hardwick is an utter fucking neanderthal freak looking fuck. He’s primative, ruthless, lies about his height and eats his dead skin ( and other people’s)

Charles Manson is such a Hardwick

by rob mugaybe June 25, 2021

hardwick

To vomit or regurgitate into a bag or other available receptacle after eating too much, too quickly.

He ate so much at the buffet he hardwicked.

by myx May 30, 2008

Jess Hardwicke

A beautiful girl, 100% better than Jess miller.
Definition of a pulling machine and stripper.

Look it’s Jess Hardwicke

by Jess Hardwicke August 2, 2018

Hardwired

When you get turned on by nipple play.

This guy I'm dating is hardwired! He'll scream as soon as I lick his nipples.

by Crustyskaman January 20, 2014

hoodwicked

to be tricked in a hood or ghetto way

for a woman to ask her man to go somewhere for her but in the process she is with another man! {lady pimp}!!!

by naja a January 16, 2004

hardwicke

A person with a round head

That girl has got such a hardwicke

by Lil field May 31, 2018

Hardwick's DIsease

When you will do absolutely anything to impress hipsters to gain a following. Pronouncing words with a unreasonable flair, referencing books that are out of print or long forgotten bands that 'deserve a comeback'. Started with Chris Hardwick's need for approval by demeaning himself in anyway possible.

Steve : "What's wrong with Tom? He's wearing a scarf in the middle of summer"
Toby : "He has no friends, so he is trying to impress hipsters"
Steve : "Full blown Hardwick's Disease"

by Type4Me January 23, 2015