Kidnapper: Where'smthe money?!
Captive: I'll never tell!
Kidnapper: Fine. I'll just have to play hardball.
Captive: I'll never tell!
Kidnapper: Fine. I'll just have to play hardball.
by upolka August 6, 2012
Get the Hardballmug. A book of questionable sexual orientation written by a man who's sexual orientation is under even more scrutiny.
A book that, if read, will make the reader comb his or her hair to the side, start wearing tight pants and begin becoming obese. Much like Chris Matthews.
A book that, if read, will make the reader comb his or her hair to the side, start wearing tight pants and begin becoming obese. Much like Chris Matthews.
Dear god, not only do we have to read this poor excuse for toilet paper (Hardball), but write an essay on it, over the summer?
by HatreDofGovERNment August 11, 2009
Get the Hardballmug. To play hardball means you are going to get really serious.
To not hold anything back. To go all-out.
To not hold anything back. To go all-out.
That bastard hasn't paid me back the $100 he owes me. I'm gonna play hardball now.
I wouldn't mess with the principal if I were you. He knows how to play hardball.
I wouldn't mess with the principal if I were you. He knows how to play hardball.
by $@^!&$# October 20, 2008
Get the play hardballmug. Hardball Hockey in the United States (often called rink-hockey in other parts of the world under the Roller Hockey umbrella) is one of the three most popular hockey variants and shouldn't be confused with Inline hockey which is also categorized under the Roller Hockey unmbrella.
by hardballhock September 4, 2006
Get the hardball hockeymug. Hardballing is a form of dating between men and women that involves the man and the woman being very upfront and straightforwardly honest with each other about what their true desires, expectations, interests, and long-term intentions are beginning with the very first date or very first conversation.
If the man and woman decide after their first date that they are not on the same page (e.g., the man is only interested is only interested in a few episodes of short-term non-monogamous casual sex while the woman is more interested in a long-term, emotionally profound, strictly monogamous romantic relationship that will ultimately lead to marriage), then they will mutually agree to part ways without wasting any further time, energy, or money.
The concept was first introduced to the public by former Hollywood actress Cameron Diaz during a guest appearance on The Drew Barrymore Show in September 2021.
If the man and woman decide after their first date that they are not on the same page (e.g., the man is only interested is only interested in a few episodes of short-term non-monogamous casual sex while the woman is more interested in a long-term, emotionally profound, strictly monogamous romantic relationship that will ultimately lead to marriage), then they will mutually agree to part ways without wasting any further time, energy, or money.
The concept was first introduced to the public by former Hollywood actress Cameron Diaz during a guest appearance on The Drew Barrymore Show in September 2021.
Woman: "Joe, what are you looking for in a romantic companion? Do you just want casual sex with me for a few weeks, and then go your own way? or are you looking for a meaningful relationship that will ultimately lead to marriage and having children and raising a family?"
Man: "Wow. Do you always ask these sort of questions during your very first date with a man?"
Woman: "Yes, I sure do. What I am doing is known as hardballing. I don't have time to waste on men who have different desires, interests, expectations, and long-term intentions than I do. I only want to spend time with men who are on the same page as myself!"
Man: "Wow. Do you always ask these sort of questions during your very first date with a man?"
Woman: "Yes, I sure do. What I am doing is known as hardballing. I don't have time to waste on men who have different desires, interests, expectations, and long-term intentions than I do. I only want to spend time with men who are on the same page as myself!"
by Jack L. January 19, 2022
Get the hardballingmug. An exciting new drug combination which involves combining two Bluechew tablets, two Royal Honey packets and MDMA (either molly or ecstasy will work) or acid (or both if you're extra adventurous). Saddle up, and enjoy the next 24 hours.
WARNING: Your body will most likely hate you the next day, so be very careful.
WARNING: Your body will most likely hate you the next day, so be very careful.
Man 1:
"Dude, I met this chick at the rave last weekend! She had some X, so I took a hardball and we fucked until the sun came up!"
Man 2:
"I worry about you."
"Dude, I met this chick at the rave last weekend! She had some X, so I took a hardball and we fucked until the sun came up!"
Man 2:
"I worry about you."
by themememanwashere May 24, 2025
Get the Hardballmug. by Mr Orotledeoj October 14, 2021
Get the Hardballmug.