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Happy Ending

An expression for having sex at the end of a date.
After dinner and the movies and making out in the car in front of the house, Brie Ann invited Tyrone up to her bedroom for a happy ending. Having sex was the happy ending for the date.
by Richard Black December 28, 2010
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it is an ending that ends with EVERYONE HAPPY, and is not dirty or sexual in ANY way. FAH and ramo aka princess and the bear is a real life example of this situation.
awww... you two are so cute, i see the princess and bear happy ending

i love happy endings
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Happy Ending

When using Firefox, you keep one tab open with the sexiest picture/video on the internet...to help you finish the task.
Omg I used to use 2girls1cup as my happy ending...but now it's just not good enough. I need to watch 8girlsnocup to get anywhere near finishing.
by Spongy Liver August 19, 2008
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Happy ending

An audience wants to hear about something too good to be true, they don't want to hear about how the good guy doesn't always make things right, have a bigger penis than the bad guy, or get a girl.
The guy that would be been considered the hero was a virgin until his twenties, never drove an expensive car, and didn't have an interesting life. A movie/story about bad guys was more interesting than the good guy's real life, even if it didn't have a happy ending.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019
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The girl wanted the guy that kept bringing her flowers dead, but she didn't want to catch a murder charge herself, so she tried to give another guy a blowjob, hoping that he would be a doll and do something sweet for her (like pull out a gun and shoot this cocksucking flower bearing fairy with no balls), but her sinister plan backfired when it turned out the second guy actually liked the guy bringing her the flowers. This made her puke all over the carpet and call her friends for a girl's night out, where she met a real man, a bad guy that had access to automatic weapons and wouldn't hesitate to pull up in front of where both these other faggots were at and turn both of the first two guys into Swiss cheese. A happy ending can be different for different people.
It was a happy ending for the girl, she got with the bad guy, the bad guy got with her, and the first two lambs got deader than a doornail, so her sinister plan went from backfiring to back in business.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
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Happy Ending

A happy ending is a commodity served by Taiwanese ladyboys to degenerate no lives.

The happy ending is where the degenerate asks a Taiwanese lady boy at a massage shop, to give them said happy ending. It includes pissing and shitting on ones face, sexual style, followed up with 2 hour blow job where the degenerate must suck the Taiwanese lady boys penis
Blake: uh hi can I get a happy ending?

Taiwanese lady boy: okay, follow me *starts shitting pissing and Cumming all over Blake*
Blake: I like this
by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust February 28, 2025
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happy ending hands

The smoothest and softest of hands that result in the happiest of endings.

See happy ending.
Mary Jane's hands are so ridiculously soft I jizzed my pants. They were like happy ending hands...
by Pap¡ July 13, 2016
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