Happy-Juice

Semen, cum, jizz

Semen Therapy

Lisa's doctor prescribed MOCO's Happy-Juice for her depression; at least three times daily!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

happy juice

any intoxicating beverage i.e tequila, whiskey,etc.

Momma be lit on the happy juice huh?

by Captain Beef March 13, 2005

happy juice

the stuff that comes from a penis when a guy gets a little too happy.

so, lia. did u get shot with happy juice this weekend?

by manda and lia November 14, 2006

happy juice

Stuff that comes out of a guy's world of wonder place when he gets really "HAPPY."

There's a lot of happy juice on that floor...

by Ms.Know-it-All January 20, 2009

happy juice

Anything (such as a movie, book, or song) that makes you excited only by hearing it referenced.

"Hey, did you hear about that guy that did that More Cowbell routine?"
"OMG, Will Ferrell??? He's my happy juice!!!!"

by MissJEM January 23, 2010

happy juice powerade

A mixture of powerade and vodka, so you can take in public (festivals, parties, etc.) without getting in trouble

"Hey dude, can I have a sip of that powerade?"
"Yeah it has vodka in it though."
"Yeah man this is happy juice powerade?!"

by luvluvluv July 13, 2014

Happy Bean Juice

When you make a mix of coffee beans, sugar, and water to make the Happy Bean Juice. It also is known as Zoom-Zoom Juice

Guy 1: Hey man you want some Happy bean juice and go on a jog and do some cocaine.
Guy 2: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY DID YOU KILL MY HUSBAND.

by PhoNyo May 2, 2020