Hasher Douche

Hippie. Someone who believes wholeheartedly in the "free spirit", "Peace & Love", and smokes a lot of pot. Also has dreadlocks that even Rastafari look at and say how dirty they look.

"Look at the Hasher Douche. He needs to clean the bugs out of his dreads and lay off the pot!"

by Johnny The English Grammarian December 22, 2008

Hepher

A word taken from the southern dialect of ebonics meaning: extremely bitchy woman who's also boogy

Halle Berry, Nicole Kidman, Whitney Gilbert (the extremely whiney bitch from "Different WOrld" with the annoying accent), all three of which fall into the hepher category

by Nunyadamnbiznez July 23, 2007

Hepherschmidt

Hepherschmidt is a replacement word for any word or can be added on to any sentance to make the sentance more powerful and eye catching.

What the Hepherschmidt?!

or This is BS! Hepherschmidt!

by dumper-bumper bandit May 6, 2009

Haphephobia

A relatively rare (and very real) phobia characterized by an irrational fear of physical contact. People with haphephobia tend to recoil in fear when someone touches them, especially without consent. It doesn't seem horrible, but it's just like all phobias: You don't know how serious it is unless you have one.

There are two major differences that can be used to distinguish between haphephobia and someone who is just very jumpy:

1. Jumping out of your skin because a stranger randomly touched you is normal. Nearly having a heart attack because a close friend or family member accidentally brushed against you is NOT normal.

2. Remember that it's IRRATIONAL. Being receptive to touch because you suffer from allodynia or some other form of skin sensitivity is perfectly normal. But if it happens for seemingly no reason and you know it; THAT is not normal.

"Hey guys. This is my little brother, Steven."

"Aww, he's so cute!"

"Wait -- don't touch him, he-"

"AAAAHHH!"

"...He has haphephobia."

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 23, 2021

Senor Hacherl

Great teacher and a legendary golf clash player

Senor Hacherl was at the game booth friday

by Bob landed on mars December 11, 2018

haper

in the msn messenger game, "brain battle", if you do NOT know the answer to a question, you use THIS word.

"what is gwen stefani's middle name?"
"HAPER"

by yellowazn September 27, 2009

Hathers

1.A common term used to describe a follicaly challenged person of little or no intelligence.
2. A player of the Pink Oboe

wow what a hathers.....

by Funky Gibbon December 16, 2008