hanz 

a kid with an afro who smells like meatloaf and plays with your mind
a kid who walks around with his nose in the air and his real name is jodie
makes creepy animated pics for nex.

megan says- hanz told me he was gonna be down here tomorrow
cassidy says- i know he told me that too
megan- says man that kid smells like meat loaf.
cassidy- says i know!

hanz by megancass March 27, 2009

hanz 

a person who only cares about stats. always backs out the stats in arguments. also carries histograms in his pocket.

allow it man dont do a hanz.

hanz by p4nd4_n1tb4g May 20, 2020

Hanz 

Hanz is a known for his naked calendars. He is a man from Slovakia also known as SLOVAKIA final BOSS. Everyone got to have something to do with him, but he wants money (slack). It is a surprise that Hanz is here again. Get his calendars for your GF. He is better looking and you dont have GF.

Hanz - Im just taking a sh*t.

Hanz, youre a Hanz
My dudel Hanz

Hanz by tvoj pes Hraničiar borderman December 14, 2022

Hanz 

He's loving, amazing, outspoken, crazy, diverse, the richest video game developer in the United States, he's loyal and an amazing friend. He's super aware and plays video games all the time

He attracts women of all races and lots want to suck his cock.

"Hanz is the MAN!"

Random 12 year old: "Hanz do you have any blues?"

Hanz: "Naw my brotha, just stay in school and buy my latest video games, dreams really do come true - dreams really do come true!"

Hanz by Breanna Williams <3 June 26, 2023

Hanz get ze Flammenwerfer 

It is from a YouTube video, where some one burned his math lessons.
It can be used as an speech of something that you/ sm1 else dont like.

Furries: *exist*
Reddit: " Hanz get ze Flammenwerfer"

Hanz get ze Flammenwerfer by DarkKnight242 December 17, 2019

Hanz & Franz 

A Saturday Night Live skit of two body builders who are supposed to be cousins of Arnold Schwarzennegar.Hanz and Franz were on a mission to "pump up all you pathetic little girly men".

The skit was making fun of Arnold Schwarzennegar and he even appeared in atleast one episode of Hanz & Franz.

The skit was never considered bigotted when the liberal Saturday Night Live ran the skit for several years,but when Arnold made a funny reference to the skit suddenly liberals tried to say that Arnold was a bigot.

Liberals are all such pathetic and weak little girly men.

Hanz & Franz by Ya YOU!!! September 21, 2004

Hanz de Fuko

The best hair line for men ever. 100% Organic, weightless and free of chemicals that you find in most products. I normally don't go nuts for hair products, but it's pretty awesome stuff!

I love Hanz de Fuko, man! *takes out the Sponge Wax*

Hanz de Fuko by Soul_Driver July 19, 2011