centipede handjob

when you get in a human centipede and you give a handjob in the man front of you.

Jim is front and Anne is behind a human centipede.
Jim: Please give me a centipede handjob Anne.
Anne: *mumbles, then gives one*

by GoshPoshJosh December 16, 2014

ching cheng hanji

Mispronounciation of "Jin qian kan qi," which was later memed into a remix song that included Blaxy Girls' "If You Feel My Love," and used MC Jin as the cover photo.

This line is lyrics to a Chinese opera story named "The Execution of Chen Shimei", which is known as Du Mei An (铡美案) or Qin Xiang Lian (秦香莲) in Chinese. The original story is about a guy who was convicted for lying to the Emperor and attempted murder to his first wife.

John Cena: Ching Cheng Hanji!
CCP: +1000 social credits.
John Cena: Only Song Dynasty kids would remember this certified bing chilling classic.

by wanglinkai February 4, 2022

Handjew

A handjob from a jew.

I got an incredible handjew after temple last night.

by Moishadabeetle December 17, 2010

nursing handjob

Giving a handjob to someone sucking on your tits.

"I asked her for a nursing handjoband she said yes!!"

by Dicktonary Definer September 4, 2017

Hanouf

A name of a beautiful girl who likes memes and vines.

Her jokes are so funny, and her voice? It’s A GOD DAMN BOPPP! she is so nice you think she’s a bot.

Person, “Hey Hanouf!! When there’s too much drama at school, all you gotta do is??”

Hanouf, “wAlk awAAAaaaAYYYYyyyyYyy.”

by HandlesTheTruth September 28, 2018

Helsinki handjob

The Helsinki handjob is obtained by being masturbated in a sauna and then ejaculating on the heating rocks; effectively forcing the masturbater to inhale your semen vapor.

Bob received a Helsinki handjob last night; Martha now has much clearer airways.

by The TGIF brothers April 13, 2011

Chin Cheng Hanji

Cat named Tom spinning on a record and singing Chin Cheng Hanji

Oh no it's Tom he's going to sing Chin Cheng Hanji
FUCK

by Zen1thYT September 30, 2020