Angry Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky

To spank someone wearing a Hanky Panky

"That dude needs a good angry hanky panky wanky spanky!", "I don't want an angry hanky panky wanky spanky.."

Angry Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky by Sir Phill Philip Philips September 6, 2025

Hank the asphyxi wank 

The name given to people guilty of carrying out the act of having a wank while asphyxiating one's self!

Sam caught Andy having a asphyxi wank...

Sam shouted "OMG Andy you're having and asphyxi wank, from now on I'm gonna call you Hank the asphyxi wank!!"

Hank the asphyxi wank by Dextro tablet March 26, 2010

Wanky Hanky 

A piece of fabric used for mopping up semen after masturbation. An ideal wanky hanky would be about one foot square, in 3-tone cream camo pattern.

"My wanky hanky is so stiff you could surf on it!"

Wanky Hanky by Mark Neilson April 26, 2006

wanky-hanky 

paper or textile used to prevent spillage during masterbation, especially one routinely used.

"When I found his wanky-hanky in the car, I nearly freaked."

wanky-hanky by R. Clayton Jr November 30, 2005

hankypankying 

having sexual intercourse with your bitch

YO DAWG!

I was caught hankypankying with my bitch, I grabbed her hair and pinned that ass towards the wall while she screamed my fucking name.

hankypankying by SwaggyDawg69420 March 3, 2014

hankypanky 

What gay fucking dorks call fucking.

Hey, lets make some hankypanky, it's no big deal.

hankypanky by Big Baby Jesus April 29, 2003

HankyPanky 

'HankyPanky' is a common known term to having sexual intercourse with a blue poodle with aids.

"The 45 year old man had 'HankyPanky' with his 3 year old blue poodle who had aids."

HankyPanky by The definition of 'HankyPanky' January 7, 2021