hanked

To get busted for something and thrown out of group for a flagrent violation.

"I got busted for being the 'One Star Bandit' on the Where's George Forums, so I got hanked for life".

by The One Star Bandito April 14, 2008

hinkled

A guy that always crashes on your couch but never pays rent. Also known as a "hideaway hinkle".

Damn, that dude is always hinkling you.

Lock your doors, hideaway hinkle is coming over!

Who ate my doritos? I've been HINKLED!!!!

by fizzled June 15, 2011

handled his baggage

The unusual sex acts performed by a jail-bait male prostitute upon the wrinkled, warty genitals of a closeted and heterosexually married gay man (who is loudly homophobic and sanctimonious in public).

See: Hiking in Appalachia

Dr George Rekers, co-founder of the Family Research Council, an organization that promotes reparative therapy for gay teenagers has been exposed as hiring a male prostitute to entertain him while on vacation. Dr Rekers claims the young man was simply a "travel assistant" who "handled his baggage".

by La Reina de la Noche May 6, 2010

Tom Hanksed

An occurrence or action where one believes or insinuates consciousness on an inanimate object.

This woman I work with totally Tom Hanksed the technology in the office and made it seem as though it was consciously evil.

by The Tom Hansksed Dictionary July 8, 2021

Hanklerfish

An anglerfish drawn by a hank.

5% of the pre-orered the fault in our stars will have a Hanklerfish on them

by Mr Sofa Mam August 19, 2011

Man handled

When a man gets in the way of a women or moves her in another direction by using his man strength. Man handled

He man handled me Into the kitchen

by Frederickdotcom November 3, 2013

Kelsey Handled

To be slapped and the pimp slapped and then punched under you chin

Maaaaan I Kelsey Handled you last night!!!

by TGODAllDay May 30, 2011