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Handpay

Paying for goods or services with a handjob.
Yo, you gettin a handpay for that?
by riped June 15, 2018
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hand party

Hand party is a rough translation of male masturbation from Kazakh to English by the Kazakhstani journalist Borat.
Borat: "My favourite television program is your Home and Aways. I like very much to make hand party over your women in their water panties."
by Scobar November 13, 2006
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hand party friendly

A Bitch or pack of Bitches naked or partially naked for the sole purpose of male masturbation.
by Master d January 17, 2018
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handmart

half handsome, half smart. One stop shop for all thing foreplay.
Kevi pleases all my needs (sexually), hes such a handmart.
by Gainzzdesai December 14, 2017
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hardparty

this word has multiple deffinitions.

1. a gay orgy, a hardparty occurs when all of the homosexual males are fully erect

2. when multiple erect penises enter the same orifice at one time

3. some kid from xbox live's who has a squeaky ass voice and a stupid ass gamertag, kid is a weirdo and never stops talking about his leather belt, also lives in canada
1.
gay guy 1: we had the wildest hardparty lastnight at jimmy's place
gay guy 2: damn, i wish you invited me! i was stuck at home masturbating to a video on youtube of elton john's live performance of candle in the wind :(

2.
chris and eric took their cocks and shoved them into maria's asshole simultaneously

3.
Hardparty: you love my leather belt! i attend st. claire's in windsor! it's in canada! *awkward squeak*
by wmcorkindale817 January 25, 2009
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Peruvian Handcart

Running a two-man train on a woman.
Why don't you and Paul just cut all this shit and run the old Peruvian Handcart on her?
by Cockblock September 16, 2012
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hell in a handcart

Similar to 'hell in a handbasket'.
The description of the impending awfulness of a situation, by implying that both the uncomfortable mode of transport plus the final destination would make for one really unpleasant experience.
"Just ten minutes browsing randomly through urban dictionary proves that our beloved English language is broken, and we're all going to hell in a handcart"
by Phil G January 16, 2008
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