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To be going to hell in a handbasket is to be rapidly deteriorating - on course for disaster.
Simply put, things get worse and worse and don't seem to get better.
The virus is killing millions of people and thousands of people got laid off. I hate to tell you this but things going to hell in a handbasket.
by Mechavelli June 3, 2020
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Granny's Handbasket

An act during sexual copulation that involves the insertion of one's fist into the vaginal or anal pathway and moving the hand back and forth, as if swinging a hand-basket.
I had a great time with her last night; just me, her, and Granny's Handbasket.
by Nazztea May 14, 2011
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Handiquack

To get a handjob from a duck, preferably with a friend.
"hey Bryan I heard that girl gave you a handjob."

"Nah, she was too tired, so I went down to the lake and got me a handiquack, with my friend."
by GeorgeW.DazedAndConfused July 20, 2009
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handifaker

A person who uses a handicapped parking sticker illegally so that they may park in the spots closest to the building.
Look at that handifaker. They just put a blue tag in their windshield so that they don't have to walk an extra 50 feet.
by Tabitha Harris January 4, 2008
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bavarian handbasket

A Bavarian Handbasket, or 'hand basket', is a sex position for those "advanced nympho" ladies who would like to spice things up a tiny bit in the bedroom and perhaps get a somewhat different reaction from their partner/s than the normal, everyday whips and chains, S&M, and gorilla toss.

Here are the directions for for the nympholadies who are getting bored with finger-in-the-asshole-bj' s, etc... They are very specific so be sure to write this one down on the back of your hand so you can read it and remember while doing it doggy style.

Steps-
1. Firmly grasp your partner's* genitalia, or balls, all the way at the top of where they hang down.

* If having sex with more than one man at the time, then repeat these steps as necessary.

2. When you have a firm grasp on them, rip out as many pubes on them as possible or to your liking, with your other free hand.

3. Take the pubes and lay them across your chest*.

*Really, anywhere on your body is fine. Putting them on your chest, however, is what makes this move Bavarian.

4. After removing all the sack pubes to your liking, twist the ball sack 360 Degrees. If this does not get a reaction from your partner right away, keep twisting as necessary.

5. After twisting the sack to your liking, pull it extremely hard and quick, forcing your partner to get on his knees.

6. When this is completed, separate and take your legs and put them on his shoulders*. Be sure that your feet are locked behind his head so he cannot escape.

*If screwing a midget, this step may be difficult.

7. Now take the ball sack and thrust it into your vagina as much as possible. Release your grip and jack off your partner until he cums*, while the ball sack is still twisted inside your vagina

*If there is blood, then you have done the whole process correctly.

8. You have successfully completed the Bavarian Handbasket. Congratulations! You may now smear your partner's pubes in his face.
"Dude, Carla did this thing to me the other night. She said it was called the Bavarian Handbasket or some shit... said she got it off urbandictionary or some shit."

"Well, how was it dude?!?"

"Dude...it was the best thing ever! She forcefully took my balls, ripped out their pubes, twisted my junk, and shoved it into her pussy, then jacked me off while it was still in there."

"Why doesn't Claire ever do that to me?..."
by musclemilk23 March 27, 2008
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handimacced

To be handicapped from the Microsoft world using a Mac computer.
Can you export the list to excel for me on your PC? I'm handimacced.
by Lamonster717 December 22, 2009
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hell in a handbasket

Gametalk.com has gone to hell in a handbasket, and I am largely responsible for that.
by Gumba Gumba December 22, 2006
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