Hancock

an undeveloped penis, usually found on a jewish child or a full grown jewbacca. This is a result of years of stomach problems and an oversized asshole.
That Steve has such a Hancock he is hung like a Ken doll.
by tin knocker December 03, 2008
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a person who can make their penis fart
chris - luke do a hancock
luke - i cant do a hancock man only jonny can do that trick
jonny - *squelsh*
luke + chris - ARGHHHHHHHH
by Poulson June 07, 2005
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Hancock

a movie with Will Smith that made absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Friends: Hey, let's watch Hancock!
*see movie*
Me: Dude, that movie made no fucking sense! That's 2 hours of my life I'll never get back.
by Thinking is not a crime May 04, 2009
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Hancock

A person who thinks they are god and can do anything
*Throws ball at hoop from other side of field*
"Man,you ain't Hancock."

"Dude,I jumped off a 4 story house and survived.I must be Hancock"
by ;~; monster February 27, 2010
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Nothing like the Will Smith movie Hancock

Instead a word for a very irritating horny young man who thinks with his penis.

Likes to assume that all girls are chasing after him, when they are running away from him.

Likes to think he is rather important, you hate to say he isn't.
Ugh I really dislike that boy, all he thinks about is himself.

I know, what a hancock.

Haha get this, that boy just said 'it's okay, i know how you feel and i don't mind a quickie'

Oh dear, hancock!
by Hancock Witness December 15, 2009
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A plumber who is good at working with people. Typically involved in projects within the downtown area, Hancock is usually the guy to see when it comes to drugs or pipes.
Nicole: "Hey Hancock, let's get that pipe fixed!"

Hancock: "Hell yeah, I can't wait to finish this Aqua project."
by picollo February 11, 2009
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Describes a person with specialist skills, these often include such as:
-impressions, these can vary from accents to animal noises
-Being able to create extremely loud sounds such as clapping (a result from having extremely large hands, sometimes paired with large feet)

A 'Hancock' may be partial to a bevy of two but don’t expect to know if they make it to three as they do tend to wander, possibly with a member of the opposite (or it has been reported, same) sex
*out on the 'town'

Where has Jeremiah gone? I can’t appear to see them anywhere...!?! Have they left?

Mate... they've pulled a Hancock ;)
by *Jewhavebeenhad* May 16, 2011
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