HAMboner

An internet sham artist, usenet troll, stalker, shameless perpetrator of misinformation in the guise of medical expertise. A copy and paste Googler.

Please don't feed the Hamboner.

by hartsnfartsn September 16, 2003

Omaha Hambone

When you cum in a girls ear, and push her down the stairs.

I gave deh bitch a Omaha Hambone, now she gittided a ear infection and a brokded rib.

by bonquiquizenteir October 31, 2009

hambone

A Hambone is a term used to describe a Fat Jelly-ass who lives off welfare, is overweight and contributes nothing to society.

Ghost: The reason I made the hambone movement is so you idiots can go out and call fatasses hambones all across the world out here.

by stressed twilight sparkle October 15, 2011

hamboney

Hamboney is the definition of a thiccc dad bod stud that loves steak, burgers, and beer

Have you seen Cody, he is a hamboney!!

by Cam ham March 6, 2021

hamboned

the act of being so drunk that your floating somewhere between hammered and fucked aka boned.

dude 20 bucks says shes gonna be hamboned after that funnel of wine

we might be drunk but hes sooo hamboned right now he cant even figure out the concept of shoes right now

by liquid524 December 4, 2009

harboner

The feeling one gets when excitedly watching Jim Harbaugh, football virtuoso, coach the hell out of the 49ers. Can also be used when brother John Harbaugh, Baltimore's head coach, induces similar such excitement.

"Did you see Jim Schwartz lose his shit after the Lions' first loss?!?"

"Yeah, man. I'm fully torqued right now!"

"Well, you better get to the doctor if that Harboner lasts more than 4 hours. It can cause serious damage."

by Harry Sasquatch October 17, 2011

Hambone

A rhythmic knee and chest slapping motion; A dance where you make your own music by slapping your "hambone" (outer thigh) {*1} then your chest {*2} and your inner thigh (or top thigh) {*3} on the way back down to make a 3 beat rhythm.
This rhythm was popular amongs Afro-Americans during the slave times and following. It was a common popular dance/music making method. At times it accompanied instruments or dance (such as scat) such as the fiddle or whatever could be attained during the hard times of poverty {Currently nearly non-existing and a lost art of African-American culture}

That ol' boy can slap the hambone som'n funky!!
They was up in the barbershop singin' and doin' the hambone.

by westsan October 2, 2006